D|o|G, 2019 | Metafysikken er den disciplin, der undersøger spørgsmål om de højeste – eller, om man vil, dybeste – sider af verden som sådan. I moderne videnskabsteori, filosofi og endog teologi har der været en tilbøjelighed til at stille sig skeptisk over for metafysikken; men i et erkendelsesmæssigt kvantespring lykkes det nu D|o|G – Diaper of Glory – at transcendere de hidtidige grænser for mulig erkendelse og præsentere et digt, der må betegnes som ren skuen af tilværelsens fundamentaleste sandheder.

One man’s Polish metal record/wheel of fortune is another man’s cum dumpster/autumnal equinox

Once a castle, always an adult wrapped infant goat meat wagon of oil print salvia.

I seek beyond the wildest flame of an outgoing atom hairline and find a diaper-wearing cigar-smoking airline.

Shame to the those who cross the river of blissful/hateful/full/fuld loom poo without a male sailor on top the evergreen/overgrown hospital roof of laser penises.

Neon dragons play bass on a couple of unreleased/released/unwritten smiling laptop buttocks on a middle-aged whippersnapper.

Before I was never here, I was here a bit and then left, before entering this place for the very first time.

I retract this document in order to never wear pants when I answer the door in other people’s houses.

I will now lay myself to rest among the shitty comfy stains of my still ongoing volcano shit. Keep it real and superficial KH Klaus Iohannis