A handjob beats a dayjob

D|o|G, 2018 | Da rigshofmester Joachim Gersdorff i 1658 måtte underskrive Roskildefreden, hvorved Danmark mistede sine østlige landsdele Skåne, Halland og Blekinge til Sverige, udtrykte han angiveligt et ønske om, at han ikke havde kunnet skrive, så han ikke havde været nødt til at sætte sit navn under en så grufuld fredsaftale. Helt modsat vil alle dannede og læsende mennesker prise sig lykkelige over, at D|o|G – Diaper of Glory – har adgang til at nedfælde sine sublime digteriske frembringelser på skrift, da det ellers ikke ville have været muligt at læse eksempelvis dette seneste digt fra mesterens hånd.

A handjob beats a dayjob

Cycling is a way of keeping up with sensual warfare for some people in the afterlife.

I drag his coffee body down to the river with a bloody machete in hand, only to cuddle in his feminine scooter arms and bleach his enormous testicles 10 kilometres under water.

Juvenile grown up asteroid-kids shop inside a flamingo stained concentration camp while willingly shitting in their own mouths and declaring: “What a mouthful”.

Tobacco upbringing among empty cigar boxes is plenty of reason to hit travelling business coca cola coffins close up and at full diaper force!

Lift a functional spine chord to the cucumber clouds and pray for a false hair transplantation on a hairless home-grown buffalo ass.

Billie Jean is not my lover, she is just a girl who lays dead on Helsingørmotorvejen because of my anger issues. That was just a joke peeps combined with being completely sincere and truthful.

High on the thought of being held down by a naturally brutal Chinese law enforcement, keeps me somewhat lazy and horny when I look at modern soil.

I ride on a carpet of suppressive euro porn and crash into a city of disgusting progressive welfare, while wearing a greenish tank top.

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