{"id":495,"date":"2017-12-02T17:43:41","date_gmt":"2017-12-02T16:43:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fldg.dk\/wr\/?page_id=495"},"modified":"2024-02-14T18:33:19","modified_gmt":"2024-02-14T17:33:19","slug":"donots","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/wr\/total-abe\/donots\/","title":{"rendered":"Donots"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/clyp.it\/zryezpmi\/widget\" width=\"100%\" height=\"265\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Album<\/strong>: <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/wr\/total-abe\/\"><em>Total abe<\/em><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Sk\u00e6ring<\/strong>: 42<br \/>\n<strong>Forrige<\/strong>: <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/wr\/total-abe\/far-har-en-ven\/\">Far har en ven<\/a><br \/>\n<strong>N\u00e6ste<\/strong>: <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/wr\/total-abe\/fuck-boern\/\">Fuck b\u00f8rn<\/a><br \/>\n<strong>L\u00e6ngde<\/strong>: 00:17<br \/>\n<strong>Medvirkende<\/strong>: B\u00f8sse T (kunden) og DJ Bizz (butiksindehaveren)<\/p>\n<h4>Transskription af nummeret<\/h4>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Kunden<\/em>: Jeg ska&#8217; lige ha&#8217; nogle donuts!<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Butiksindehaveren<\/em>: Jeg beklager, men der er desv\u00e6rre udsolgt!<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Kunden<\/em>: Hva&#8217; fanden? Uuud! Ud af min b&#8217;pik! [B\u00e5de DJ Bizz og B\u00f8sse T er ved at grine] Uuudd! Mmm, nu&#8217; jeg tr\u00e6t.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Butiksindehaveren<\/em>: Det er faktisk min butik, det her!<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Kunden<\/em>: N\u00e5 okay, jamen s\u00e5 g\u00e5r jeg bare igen.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Butiksindehaveren<\/em>: OK.<\/p>\n<h4>Henvisning<\/h4>\n<p>Det fejlslagne fors\u00f8g p\u00e5 at k\u00f8be donuts er en omvending af nummeret &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/wr\/hoer-den-nyd-den-spis-lidt\/nej\/\">Nej!<\/a>&#8221; (fra <em>H\u00f8r den, nyd den, spis lidt<\/em>), som skildrer en butiksindehavers afvisning af at s\u00e6lge en pakke sm\u00f8r. B\u00f8sse T&#8217;s replik &#8220;Uuud! Ud af min b&#8217;pik! Uuudd! Mmm, nu&#8217; jeg tr\u00e6t&#8221; er kopieret fra &#8220;Nej!&#8221;, men alts\u00e5 nu lagt i munden p\u00e5 kunden i stedet for butiksindehaveren.<\/p>\n<p>Ordet &#8220;b&#8217;pik&#8221; kunne alternativt transskriberes &#8220;b\u00e5t\u00e6hk&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Album: Total abe Sk\u00e6ring: 42 Forrige: Far har en ven N\u00e6ste: Fuck b\u00f8rn L\u00e6ngde: 00:17 Medvirkende: B\u00f8sse T (kunden) og DJ Bizz (butiksindehaveren) Transskription af nummeret Kunden: Jeg ska&#8217; lige ha&#8217; nogle donuts! Butiksindehaveren: Jeg beklager, men der er desv\u00e6rre udsolgt! Kunden: Hva&#8217; fanden? Uuud! Ud af min b&#8217;pik! [B\u00e5de DJ Bizz og B\u00f8sse T &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/wr\/total-abe\/donots\/\" class=\"more-link\">L\u00e6s videre<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Donots&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":9,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-495","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/wr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/wr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/wr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/wr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/wr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=495"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/wr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/495\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1346,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/wr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/495\/revisions\/1346"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/wr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/wr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}