{"id":9,"date":"2014-04-28T16:03:35","date_gmt":"2014-04-28T14:03:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?page_id=9"},"modified":"2014-04-28T16:03:35","modified_gmt":"2014-04-28T14:03:35","slug":"digte","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/digte\/","title":{"rendered":"Digte"},"content":{"rendered":"

Remove this burning cockroach from my roof<\/a>
\n A silent airport and a drunken monkey escort me to my room<\/a>
\n On my way to London<\/a>
\n And his suit was filled with piss and funky funeral receipts<\/a>
\n Hello wonder woman, you seem sad and pretty upbeat<\/a>
\n Hot Indian storeowners climb my balls<\/a>
\n Michigan, you rock my world<\/a>
\n Call 911, \u2018cuz this bar mitzvah is bringing sexy right to your doorstep<\/a>
\n Diary, from a homoerotic graveyard shift<\/a>
\n The man of engagement<\/a>
\n Hold your horses and undo my dress, stranger!<\/a>
\n Sailing on the high wave of diaper dip<\/a>
\n Pull over and show me what you are hiding there, Eisenhower!<\/a>
\n You are all talk, but no walk, filthy radio!<\/a>
\n My juicy depression\/Singapore, what\u2019s up with the price on jeans these days?<\/a>
\n Death row Christmas illuminating your one night stand!<\/a>
\n The Running Radar Ron<\/a>
\nFor the love of God, there\u2019s no goddamn love!<\/a>
\nWhen a hammer cries, a pharmacist dies<\/a>
\nMake a copy of a copycat\u2019s copy<\/a>
\n2 times Academy Award winner \u2026 applause<\/a>
\nThe formalities of being locked up with ammunition in your pants<\/a>
\nAs manly doves serve skeleton piss on a ferry<\/a>
\nJFK, RTL and Ctrl+Alt+Del are all a delicate, stupid mountain goat<\/a>
\nGoofy is a tempestuous speed bayonet<\/a>
\nOne trillion wrongly diagnosed handkerchiefs<\/a>
\nThe lighter side of Josef Fritzl\u2019s cousin<\/a>
\nThe mixed signals of Tom Hanks\u2019 children<\/a>
\nAs the new year begins, the tickling in my penis intensifies<\/a>
\nStarring down the paper filled hall of a distinct male asshole<\/a>
\nTurn the turntable around the turning table<\/a>
\nMy spaghetti house is unlocked, you beautiful downtown thief!<\/a>
\nFingerprints on a well-trained male shaft<\/a>
\nBison Footwear is Illegal in a Moon Court<\/a>
\nI, the divorced cable gown<\/a>
\nA handjob beats a dayjob<\/a>
\nClouds of doom and the little crocodile thigh<\/a>
\nThe epiphany of this Candlemas engulfs my overbearing cellar deodorant<\/a>
\nA tent should be bent and sent before lent<\/a>
\nWretched\/miserable silver<\/a>
\nI observe frost<\/a>
\nThe unforgiveable attractive corpse of Michael J. Fox Jackson<\/a>
\nDet kan sgu da ikke koste 25 kr. for et foster med chokoladedrys?<\/a>
\nEn nummer 5 med det hele, dog uden nogen form for topping<\/a>
\nGerman tourist watchtower diaper<\/a>
\nDogmatic monochrome bybus<\/a>
\nIf I press hard enough, will my flower diaper turn into a shady homepage of the dark web?<\/a>
\nAs my chequered diaper hat slowly runs out of money in a fast way<\/a>
\nThe Fog Thrower<\/a>
\nMonastic midsummer\/menstrual motocross<\/a>
\nThe Seven Days of GRI-BAR<\/a>
\nWhen tears of the crow guided us toward hope of a hate horn<\/a>
\nDog days of putrefaction<\/a>
\nOne man\u2019s Polish metal record\/wheel of fortune is another man\u2019s cum dumpster\/autumnal equinox<\/a>
\nAnnus\/anus horribilis<\/a>
\nSquelette<\/a>
\nDinosaur KOK<\/a>
\nDelicate man purse \u2026 pose. Eller waffle pond<\/a>
\nZe remote gives off creepy tortilla vibes<\/a>
\nZe remote gives off creepy tortilla vibes 2<\/a>
\nZe remote gives off creepy tortilla vibes 3<\/a>
\nZe remote gives off creepy tortilla vibes 4<\/a>
\nZe remote gives off creepy tortilla vibes 5<\/a>
\nZe remote gives off creepy tortilla vibes 6<\/a>
\nZe remote gives off creepy tortilla vibes 7<\/a>
\nZe remote gives off creepy tortilla vibes 8<\/a>
\nZe remote gives off creepy tortilla vibes 9<\/a>
\nAnemonesangen fl\u00e6nser mit nybagte batteri i 1000 teaterstykker<\/a>
\nLad blot den smukke herretrusse smelte i et milit\u00e6rangreb\/en t\u00f8rretumbler<\/a>
\nDet er et relativt kort digt, men det er fint. Vi mangler bare en titel<\/a>
\n\u00c6blefl\u00e6sk og medisp\u00f8s<\/a>
\nHahahahahahaha hvor er det godt:)!!!!!!!<\/a>
\nGoddag, og velkommen til Oberkommando der Wehrmacht<\/a>
\nIndend\u00f8rsforandring, det kender alle jo, det begreb<\/a>
\nIngen id\u00e9. La kinder goat horn bil?<\/a>
\nKongest\u00f8v i klementinkanalerne<\/a>
\nShrovetide, shrovetide, shrovetide<\/a>
\nI enhver revne, d\u00e9r et stinkende spyd har v\u00e6ret<\/a>
\nDen k\u00f8rende s\u00e6lger havde papmach\u00e9 i r\u00f8ven dagen lang<\/a>
\nEn digters kommentar til Ernst-Hugo J\u00e4reg\u00e5rds d\u00f8d, 362-\u00e5ret for Roskildefreden, rigshofmester Joachim Gersdorff, aktiekrak, olieprisfald og coronapandemi (thi \u00e9n mands coronavirus er en anden mands tunge og k\u00e6lderklamme kuglepenunderskrift)<\/a>
\nHar F\u00f8reren en id\u00e9? A-B-C rundt om ballerne er din ble!<\/a>
\nG\u00f8ngeh\u00f8vdingen trak aldrig op i de knap og nap 5 \u00e5r, han var min roommate i midt-80\u2019erne<\/a>
\nDet overbefolkede lokum sitrer<\/a>
\nJeg foresl\u00e5r, at \u201cstatsg\u00e6ld\u201d og \u201cen svensk cellist med tunge bryster\u201d indg\u00e5r i titlen p\u00e5 en eller anden m\u00e5de<\/a>
\nZe remote gives off creepy tortilla vibes 10<\/a>
\nP\u00e5 loftet sidder nissen med et 9 \u00e5r langt land helt bagerst i r\u00f8vhullet<\/a>
\nSkal vi lige pl\u00f8kke et digt sammen?<\/a>
\nUndren i anklen, dunklen i pinden<\/a>
\nLyse n\u00e6tter\/Da jorden gik under, fik Mogens Lykketoft voldsomme svedeture, men holdt roen som det n\u00e6sehorn, han var. Han er i dag en mindre brik i ombygningen af Top-Sko i Vejle<\/a>
\nVi havde det bedst, da vi begge boede i en Eastpack-bank<\/a>
\nMine kamelvenner har en ret hidsig sag k\u00f8rende med RKI<\/a>
\nDommersalen, ballen, numsen, nej<\/a>
\nBiokemisk Nintendo-lunge?<\/a>
\nZe moon is(t) ze moon<\/a>
\nMavesilikonemotorholdsport<\/a>
\nEn omvendt fransk l\u00f8gt\u00e6rte<\/a>
\nEn \u00e5r<\/a>
\nHvis vind kunne tale, ville din farfars skelet v\u00e6re en s\u00f8lle stripper<\/a>
\nTrods hidsige st\u00f8d forblev d\u00f8rh\u00e5ndtaget i endetarmen p\u00e5 kontroll\u00f8ren (ft. Der F\u00fchrer)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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