{"id":74,"date":"2015-12-02T14:53:43","date_gmt":"2015-12-02T13:53:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?p=74"},"modified":"2015-12-02T14:53:43","modified_gmt":"2015-12-02T13:53:43","slug":"when-a-hammer-cries-a-pharmacist-dies","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/when-a-hammer-cries-a-pharmacist-dies\/","title":{"rendered":"When a hammer cries, a pharmacist dies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2015 | Julen n\u00e6rmer sig, og med \u00e9t slag forandres de kendte rammer omkring denne fest, hvor lysets genkomst markeres, og kirken fejrer Jesu f\u00f8dsel: Evangelisten Lukas har en juleberetning, evangelisten Matth\u00e6us har ligeledes \u00e9n, og evangelisten Johannes skriver: \u00bbI begyndelsen var Ordet, og Ordet var hos Gud, og Ordet var Gud\u00ab; til disse ud\u00f8delige juletekster f\u00f8jer sig nu D|o|Gs seneste digt, p\u00e5 \u00e9n og samme tid en litter\u00e6r manifestation, en poetisk eksplosion og en mesterlig realisation.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>When a hammer cries, a pharmacist dies<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A ride my bike up a mountain of senators and handheld Christian mice.<\/p>\n<p>Dust and trust settle in a pool of overpaid Bulgarian house blood.<\/p>\n<p>Twenty one thousand hours ago I never dreamed of dreaming about having a dream.<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s see what\u2019s on your mind. I hereby elect your wife to live on another planet than you, while simultaneously living on a planet where you live.<\/p>\n<p>I fire cannons into a sea of workaholic piss and nobody laughs? Why is that? Why is that? you ask. Please don\u2019t ask.<\/p>\n<p>I tilt a boat and cum on a rope.<\/p>\n<p>I raise the dead and utilize child neglect.<\/p>\n<p>Ho ho ho, it is Christmas, but where is Santa?<\/p>\n<p>He murdered your entire family in Lalandia.<\/p>\n<p>Merry Christmas, your highness\/casual abortion!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2015 | Julen n\u00e6rmer sig, og med \u00e9t slag forandres de kendte rammer omkring denne fest, hvor lysets genkomst markeres, og kirken fejrer Jesu f\u00f8dsel: Evangelisten Lukas har en juleberetning, evangelisten Matth\u00e6us har ligeledes \u00e9n, og evangelisten Johannes skriver: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/when-a-hammer-cries-a-pharmacist-dies\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-74","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/74","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=74"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/74\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=74"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}