{"id":548,"date":"2020-04-30T15:19:21","date_gmt":"2020-04-30T13:19:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?page_id=548"},"modified":"2020-04-30T15:19:21","modified_gmt":"2020-04-30T13:19:21","slug":"ze-remote-gives-off-creepy-tortilla-vibes-10","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/ze-remote-gives-off-creepy-tortilla-vibes-10\/","title":{"rendered":"Ze remote gives off creepy tortilla vibes 10"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2020 | Yahya Hassan er d\u00f8d, men D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 lever.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Ze remote gives off creepy tortilla vibes 10<\/em><\/p>\n<p>8:12: Selvmord.<br \/>\n8:15: Folkemord.<br \/>\n8:19: Stod op af sengen.<\/p>\n<p>Ze zug und ze bumblebee haben massive klonkler-hatte in dem 123-Legoland-tissemand-Jan.<\/p>\n<p>Slam!!!! Und ze raven str\u00f8j und pillede l\u00e6nge in seinem ostdeutschen r\u00f8vhul.<\/p>\n<p>Mere kringlede jo st\u00f8rre kunst er. Thi dette ej er en leverpostejmad, men en granvoksen og meget bange lastbilchauff\u00f8r\/bare en lastbil.<\/p>\n<p>Hahahaha lidt banale s\u00e6tninger umiddelbart, men de bliver b\u00e5ret hjem af, at alle dem, som fandt p\u00e5 dem, nu er afg\u00e5et ved livet.<\/p>\n<p>Ligesom almindelige s\u00e6tninger: N\u00e5r mit v\u00e6kkeur ringer cirka lidt i 5 om morgenen, tanker min overbo hele sin k\u00e6restes kranie op med glansbilleder sendt imellem Poul Reichhardt og Poul Reichhardt i et vakuum i slut-70&#8217;erne.<\/p>\n<p>Frikadellerne er til morgenanholdelse.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2020 | Yahya Hassan er d\u00f8d, men D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 lever. Ze remote gives off creepy tortilla vibes 10 8:12: Selvmord. 8:15: Folkemord. 8:19: Stod op af sengen. Ze zug und ze bumblebee haben massive klonkler-hatte &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/ze-remote-gives-off-creepy-tortilla-vibes-10\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-548","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=548"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/548\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}