{"id":473,"date":"2020-02-06T20:11:55","date_gmt":"2020-02-06T19:11:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?page_id=473"},"modified":"2020-02-06T20:11:55","modified_gmt":"2020-02-06T19:11:55","slug":"ingen-ide-la-kinder-goat-horn-bil","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/ingen-ide-la-kinder-goat-horn-bil\/","title":{"rendered":"Ingen id\u00e9. La kinder goat horn bil?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2020 | Gamle klich\u00e9er og udslidte formater ender for det meste p\u00e5 historiens store m\u00f8dding; men undertiden sker det, at et geni griber det gamle og i en kunstnerisk kraftudladning fornyer det, s\u00e5 det gengives sin livskraft, sin nerve og sin relevans. Det er, hvad D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 g\u00f8r ved de klassiske \u201cAlle b\u00f8rnene\u201d-vittigheder i dette digt.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Ingen id\u00e9. La kinder goat horn bil?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Alle b\u00f8rnene gik over vejen, undtagen Kenneth, han tog en ph.d. i diarr\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Alle b\u00f8rnene fik firkantet mad, undtagen Danny, han fik boret et skrivebord fast i tindingen.<\/p>\n<p>Alle b\u00f8rnene havde kl\u00f8en i r\u00f8ven, undtagen Lars, han k\u00f8rte med Fyns Amts Avis 7 dage om ugen.<\/p>\n<p>Alle b\u00f8rnene byggede togbaner, undtagen Kim, han sk\u00f8d med kraftige, ulovlige v\u00e5ben indend\u00f8rs.<\/p>\n<p>Alle b\u00f8rnene gl\u00e6dede sig til juleaften, undtagen Ren\u00e9, han var en k\u00e6mpestor bronzed\u00f8r i udkanten af Kiev.<\/p>\n<p>Alle b\u00f8rnene havde planlagt en dejlig tur til Bonbon-land, undtagen Henrik, han mistede h\u00f8relsen, ansigtet og livet i et stille og ubetydeligt sommerjob i Middelfart.<\/p>\n<p>Alle b\u00f8rnene l\u00e6ste digte af D|o|G, undtagen Sandy, hun mistede bevidstheden, n\u00e5r hun s\u00e5 en 50 krone-seddel.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2020 | Gamle klich\u00e9er og udslidte formater ender for det meste p\u00e5 historiens store m\u00f8dding; men undertiden sker det, at et geni griber det gamle og i en kunstnerisk kraftudladning fornyer det, s\u00e5 det gengives sin livskraft, sin nerve &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/ingen-ide-la-kinder-goat-horn-bil\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-473","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/473","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=473"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/473\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=473"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}