{"id":46,"date":"2014-04-28T16:47:06","date_gmt":"2014-04-28T14:47:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?p=46"},"modified":"2014-04-28T16:47:06","modified_gmt":"2014-04-28T14:47:06","slug":"my-juicy-depressionsingapore-whats-up-with-the-price-on-jeans-these-days","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/my-juicy-depressionsingapore-whats-up-with-the-price-on-jeans-these-days\/","title":{"rendered":"My juicy depression\/Singapore, what\u2019s up with the price on jeans these days?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2008 | I dette p\u00e5 overfladen stilf\u00e6rdige, men i substansen utroligt dramatiske digt pr\u00e6senterer D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 sine l\u00e6sere for et indblik i en hverdag, som den kan tage sig ud i et vestligt industrisamfund. En knivskarp realisme kombineres og sammenflettes p\u00e5 sublimeste vis med en poetisk eventyrlighed, der forlener hverdagens trivialiteter med et sk\u00e6r af sk\u00f8nhed og perfektion, sk\u00f8nt det ikke varer l\u00e6nge, f\u00f8r den samme hverdag f\u00e5r revet sl\u00f8ret fra \u00f8jnene og bliver stillet til ansvar foran dommen.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>My juicy depression\/Singapore, what\u2019s up with the price on jeans these days?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I show up at midnight by the drive through, only to find that a nine pound heavy\/weightless Godzilla-like wrestler girl drinks gasoline directly from the nest of a 12 foot tall aboriginal manager. I scream, of course, and run around aimlessly until a macho-like salmon, suffering from delirium disorder, on purpose shoots me in the face with a broken crossbow. I laugh and hand out my r\u00e9sum\u00e9 to everyone watching, while a gargoyle detective wearing a big purple diaper yell eleven letters from an ABBA song, while performing surgery on a stringed out envelope. 24 showering plumbers rush into my bedroom and discover the true meaning of bus departures and the long forgotten smell of piss in the hair of 30,000 confused railroad employees. At the end of the trilogy, at the end of the line, and when the moon is highest on the dark sky, a giant albatross wearing a bra, command boots and lip-gloss will steal your credit card and have a fun night out all paid for by the firm.<\/p>\n<p>Take care, everyone, and remember: I am only a phone call away or hacking my way through your net-banking account and your daughter\u2019s Myspace account, pretending I\u2019m a tattooed Brazilian inmate looking for the \u201cright one\u201d, but hey, we can still hang out, right?<\/p>\n<p>Hughs and kisses, Apple computers.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2008 | I dette p\u00e5 overfladen stilf\u00e6rdige, men i substansen utroligt dramatiske digt pr\u00e6senterer D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 sine l\u00e6sere for et indblik i en hverdag, som den kan tage sig ud i et vestligt industrisamfund. En &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/my-juicy-depressionsingapore-whats-up-with-the-price-on-jeans-these-days\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-46","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/46","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/46\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}