{"id":42,"date":"2014-04-28T16:43:35","date_gmt":"2014-04-28T14:43:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?p=42"},"modified":"2014-04-28T16:43:35","modified_gmt":"2014-04-28T14:43:35","slug":"pull-over-and-show-me-what-you-are-hiding-there-eisenhower","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/pull-over-and-show-me-what-you-are-hiding-there-eisenhower\/","title":{"rendered":"Pull over and show me what you are hiding there, Eisenhower!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2008 | Den store digter D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 har holdt pause fra den kunstneriske pligt igennem l\u00e6ngere tid, men det seneste digt fra mesterens h\u00e5nd bekr\u00e6fter til fulde, at stor kunst er ventetiden v\u00e6rd. I sit nyeste mesterv\u00e6rk s\u00e6tter D|o|G igen fingeren p\u00e5 \u00e9t af de \u00f8mme punkter i nutidens samfund, nemlig den stadige jagen efter succes, bekr\u00e6ftelse og tanken om at skabe mening i sit eget liv; det globale menneske afsl\u00f8res som en illusion, og der gives et vink med en vognstang til alle, der m\u00e5tte n\u00e6re forf\u00e6ngelige forh\u00e5bninger om en idealistisk rationalismes mulighed for at sejre.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Pull over and show me what you are hiding there, Eisenhower!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Wheelchairs race through nine million towns of freaky twins and overpriced handcuffs in order to enter doomed and unprotected pants of nine year old lizard boys.<\/p>\n<p>I rest in a volcano built from rusty alphabet fingers of an ancient war dwarf who\u2019s hitting on my new born child at a drug rehabilitation centre in the womb of a knocked up eagle.<\/p>\n<p>I breathe the air of shirtless ducks and wait inside the waiting room of Eastern Europe, while all my goat aunts wait in line for the new Queen Latifah movie on top of a deaf and dead diaper compressor from the guy who did the voice of ALF.<\/p>\n<p>Now the time is right to look behind your back and on your watch and wonder \u00bbWhere are my children? Could I have forgotten them in Hong Kong or could the possibility be that I don\u2019t have any children? Uh, is that a bandage?\u00ab<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s all, folks, until next time; sit up straight, Lucy, and bail out your diving devices!<\/p>\n<p>Love, Simba from the Lion King and from your dreams of shawarma dust!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2008 | Den store digter D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 har holdt pause fra den kunstneriske pligt igennem l\u00e6ngere tid, men det seneste digt fra mesterens h\u00e5nd bekr\u00e6fter til fulde, at stor kunst er ventetiden v\u00e6rd. I sit &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/pull-over-and-show-me-what-you-are-hiding-there-eisenhower\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-42","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/42\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}