{"id":412,"date":"2019-11-30T19:16:00","date_gmt":"2019-11-30T18:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?page_id=412"},"modified":"2019-11-30T19:16:00","modified_gmt":"2019-11-30T18:16:00","slug":"ze-remote-gives-off-creepy-tortilla-vibes-7","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/ze-remote-gives-off-creepy-tortilla-vibes-7\/","title":{"rendered":"Ze remote gives off creepy tortilla vibes 7"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2019 | De offentlige systemer i vesten, og m\u00e5ske s\u00e6rligt i Danmark, er p\u00e5 nippet til at segne under deres egen v\u00e6gt. En velmenende, men gennemg\u00e5ende inkompetent forvaltning magter ikke l\u00e6ngere at h\u00e5ndtere de byrdefulde regler, den selv har sat i verden. Hvis de bureaukratiske apparater ikke skal d\u00f8 af hjertestop, kr\u00e6ves der administrativ kirurgi i form af modige, pr\u00e6cise og n\u00f8dvendige snit, og D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 er digteren, som s\u00e6tter skalpellen i det oppustede statslige legeme og sk\u00e6rer til.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Ze remote gives off creepy tortilla vibes 7<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ze Zimmer und ze Fenster rub sperm ud over hele Dortmund.<\/p>\n<p>Fyens Stift hat internationale Amuletten inside ze head of ze Administration aus ze Kontor von \u201eJeg er godt gammelt dags skudt i hovedet og burde br\u00e6nde mig selv i cykelskuret\u201d-fonden.<\/p>\n<p>Der Zwiebel und ze Autoriffel diskutieren die neue Situation in ze pants of ze Regisseur von ze dramatischen theater play: \u201eJeg er havren. Jeg har bj\u00e6lder p\u00e5\u201c.<\/p>\n<p>Hei\u00dfzeit, Hei\u00dfzeit, Hei\u00dfzeit und Anus-Muskulatur hei\u00dfen meine 3.567 Kinder-Milchschnitte-Kinder.<\/p>\n<p>Der Sturm in meinen Nazi-Unterhosen singen German disco songs von ze Jahrhundertwende, und ich habe Millimeter-Sprutskid in meinen \u00f6ffentlichen Dokumenten.<\/p>\n<p>Ged\u00e4chtnistraining: Lotte Heise ist der kriminelle Wecker meines Vaters.<\/p>\n<p>Ze W\u00e4sche und ze B\u00fcrger rub sperm ud over hele Dortmund.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2019 | De offentlige systemer i vesten, og m\u00e5ske s\u00e6rligt i Danmark, er p\u00e5 nippet til at segne under deres egen v\u00e6gt. En velmenende, men gennemg\u00e5ende inkompetent forvaltning magter ikke l\u00e6ngere at h\u00e5ndtere de byrdefulde regler, den selv har &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/ze-remote-gives-off-creepy-tortilla-vibes-7\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-412","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}