{"id":385,"date":"2019-10-19T21:07:32","date_gmt":"2019-10-19T19:07:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?page_id=385"},"modified":"2019-10-19T21:07:32","modified_gmt":"2019-10-19T19:07:32","slug":"ze-remote-gives-off-creepy-tortilla-vibes-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/ze-remote-gives-off-creepy-tortilla-vibes-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Ze remote gives off creepy tortilla vibes 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2019 | Sp\u00f8rgsm\u00e5let om oprettelse af en Europah\u00e6r har i \u00e5rtier plaget det gamle kontinents v\u00e6lgere og politikere. Hidtil har de r\u00e5dvilde europ\u00e6ere m\u00e5ttet klare sig uden synderlig hj\u00e6lp fra kunstverdenen; men n\u00e5r aftenlandet stander i v\u00e5de, tr\u00e6der D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 til med et nyt digt, der vil bibringe de tvivlr\u00e5dige den n\u00f8dvendige klarhed, indsigt og handlekraft.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Ze remote gives off creepy tortilla vibes 2<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Ze suitcase of ze zimmer reeks of a summer PlayStation curse. And ze clock of ze hat of ze stranded wine child let ze wounded bathrobe hang in a moderate stale of sauerkraut. I wish for ze ceiling to marry\/tickle me and my schizophrenic uncleaned shipwreck coins in a form of outdated European military yoga assault. Ze car has a broken bandana account, and ze stain of ze backseat of ze car comes from a successful imaginary shotgun suicide.<\/p>\n<p>Ze final last line has ze benefit of being a German land rover racing towards ze finish line of my majestic German asshole. Auf Wiedersehen!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2019 | Sp\u00f8rgsm\u00e5let om oprettelse af en Europah\u00e6r har i \u00e5rtier plaget det gamle kontinents v\u00e6lgere og politikere. Hidtil har de r\u00e5dvilde europ\u00e6ere m\u00e5ttet klare sig uden synderlig hj\u00e6lp fra kunstverdenen; men n\u00e5r aftenlandet stander i v\u00e5de, tr\u00e6der D|o|G &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/ze-remote-gives-off-creepy-tortilla-vibes-2\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-385","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/385","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=385"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/385\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}