{"id":381,"date":"2019-10-18T18:33:13","date_gmt":"2019-10-18T16:33:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?page_id=381"},"modified":"2019-10-18T18:33:13","modified_gmt":"2019-10-18T16:33:13","slug":"ze-remote-gives-off-creepy-tortilla-vibes","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/ze-remote-gives-off-creepy-tortilla-vibes\/","title":{"rendered":"Ze remote gives off creepy tortilla vibes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2019 | I 1974 lancerede BBC verdens f\u00f8rste tekst-tv-tjeneste, <em>Ceefax<\/em>. Dette forhold behandles imidlertid ikke i det seneste digt fra D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Ze remote gives off creepy tortilla vibes<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I open ze door with ze arm of ze body I currently occupy, only to find ze soup on ze floor of ze apartment of ze city. I am electricity of ze building that I kind of look like. I am %.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I wipe ze windows of ze strangers\u2019 farm houses, whom I think I know, with ze fresh salad programmed and tested between my lacklustre women hands. I own ze land of ze sun, and now I live among tennis corpses. Tuttelu!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2019 | I 1974 lancerede BBC verdens f\u00f8rste tekst-tv-tjeneste, Ceefax. Dette forhold behandles imidlertid ikke i det seneste digt fra D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory. Ze remote gives off creepy tortilla vibes I open ze door with ze arm &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/ze-remote-gives-off-creepy-tortilla-vibes\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-381","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=381"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/381\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}