{"id":38,"date":"2014-04-28T16:38:10","date_gmt":"2014-04-28T14:38:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?p=38"},"modified":"2014-04-28T16:38:10","modified_gmt":"2014-04-28T14:38:10","slug":"hold-your-horses-and-undo-my-dress-stranger","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/hold-your-horses-and-undo-my-dress-stranger\/","title":{"rendered":"Hold your horses and undo my dress, stranger!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2007 | I sin s\u00f8gen efter mening med livet m\u00f8der man en fremmed p\u00e5 sin vej, og hvad siger man? Hvad g\u00f8r man? Hvad vil man? \u2013 Disse og mange andre sp\u00f8rgsm\u00e5l behandles i dette fremragende digt af D|o|G, hvor kunstneren igen viser sin fornemmelse for den europ\u00e6iske sj\u00e6ls eksistentielle dramaer i et samfund domineret af Amerika. St\u00e6rk poesi og \u00e6gte menneskelighed er, hvad der forventes i det 21. \u00e5rhundrede, og digteren leverer her begge dele til overm\u00e5l.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Hold your horses and undo my dress, stranger!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>When Fun is had at the blue bridge,<br \/>\nYou choke on pillows while lifting the fridge.<br \/>\nYou want some milk, you buy some milk,<br \/>\nBut what is the secret under your kilt?<br \/>\nWhen driving down the Hollywood boulevard,<br \/>\nAdrenaline you may feel, but not in my backyard!<br \/>\nLife is good to you, and your pony is the voice of reason.<br \/>\nBut stripping at the mall leaves your daughter in prison.<br \/>\nEmbrace the sky and touch upon important subjects,<br \/>\nYou will be heard, but only because you\u2019re the goat of objects.<br \/>\nCongratulations on winning for best male aerobic instructor.<br \/>\nNow people won\u2019t mind when you finally abduct her<br \/>\n(your puddle named TITAN DANCE MOVES)<\/p>\n<p>Mail these letters for me and cook great, before the next class.<\/p>\n<p>Your Host: Mussolini!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2007 | I sin s\u00f8gen efter mening med livet m\u00f8der man en fremmed p\u00e5 sin vej, og hvad siger man? Hvad g\u00f8r man? Hvad vil man? \u2013 Disse og mange andre sp\u00f8rgsm\u00e5l behandles i dette fremragende digt af D|o|G, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/hold-your-horses-and-undo-my-dress-stranger\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-38","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/38\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}