{"id":347,"date":"2019-08-23T18:10:18","date_gmt":"2019-08-23T16:10:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?page_id=347"},"modified":"2019-08-23T18:10:18","modified_gmt":"2019-08-23T16:10:18","slug":"annus-anus-horribilis","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/annus-anus-horribilis\/","title":{"rendered":"Annus\/anus horribilis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2019 | De 12 m\u00e5neder har udgjort grundstammen i kalender\u00e5ret siden det gamle Rom; kun voldelige samfundsrystelser som den franske revolution har haft held til at \u00e6ndre herp\u00e5, og endda kun i korte perioder. Men \u00e9t er kalender\u00e5rets form; noget ganske andet er dets betydning, m\u00e5nedernes dybere indhold. Med rystende indsigtsfylde blotl\u00e6gger D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 her hver enkelt m\u00e5neds inderste karakter og v\u00e6sen.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Annus\/anus horribilis<\/em><\/p>\n<p>As January came, I came all over my entire wardrobe while trying to keep a quite boring conversation going with my next-door neighbour.<\/p>\n<p>Then February rolled into town, while I was out of town looking for a town while passing through several other towns than the one I was looking for and eventually settled down downtown in a town I didn\u2019t know.<\/p>\n<p>March came along with its usual creepy smile\/a handful of arcade coins and I automatically shoved strangers\u2019 unwashed hands into my ever-glowing asshole.<\/p>\n<p>April felt hard, as I was chained to the cornflakes floor of an upcoming indoor concert of housewife moths in the month of March, but still it hurt a bit\/not at all still in April\/in absentia.<\/p>\n<p>May is always gay and I\u2019m not happy, but so very gay with a pool-like inbuilt\/upward quality of judging the talent of some kick-ass champion roadkill.<\/p>\n<p>June collects spoons to impress the wailing tune of a buff hammock cop.<\/p>\n<p>As I entered July, it became apparent that I have a hard time wearing stabile \u201cunderwear\u201d among meaty fat Red Cross employees.<\/p>\n<p>August was filled with paper work, which, according to the state of hostile career ducks, had to be filled inside the fast fart of a broken Huawei phone.<\/p>\n<p>September felt weirder and a lot more normal as I lived the entire month as a Congo coloured Roman candle horse.<\/p>\n<p>October was the time to be sober: No more delicious man piss in my summer holiday daddy drink\/standard refrigerator.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m a little tiny short story. I am an angry alphabet beacon. I am the Rasputin of unwanted campaign areas. I am November\u2019s son, Alex Nyborg Madsen.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, sweet December, please marry a moving sports nail as your windy skull flows before the cruise of the north pole agriculture.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2019 | De 12 m\u00e5neder har udgjort grundstammen i kalender\u00e5ret siden det gamle Rom; kun voldelige samfundsrystelser som den franske revolution har haft held til at \u00e6ndre herp\u00e5, og endda kun i korte perioder. Men \u00e9t er kalender\u00e5rets form; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/annus-anus-horribilis\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-347","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=347"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/347\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}