{"id":337,"date":"2019-08-11T21:36:27","date_gmt":"2019-08-11T19:36:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?page_id=337"},"modified":"2019-08-11T21:36:27","modified_gmt":"2019-08-11T19:36:27","slug":"dog-days-of-putrefaction","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/dog-days-of-putrefaction\/","title":{"rendered":"Dog days of putrefaction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2019 | Homer beskrev i Iliaden, hvordan Hundestjernen, Sirius, var \u201cet ondt varsel, som p\u00e5f\u00f8rer en allerede lidende menneskehed uudholdelig smerte&#8221;. Efter Iliaden og Odys\u00e9en kommer nu  D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 med et nyt digt, der tager tr\u00e5den op fra den gr\u00e6ske digterkollega og udmaler hundedagenes lumre forr\u00e5dnelse og menneskenes veer derover.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Dog days of putrefaction<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Table of contents\u2026<\/p>\n<p>In coalition\/collision with the lord of bombastic reasoning\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Sour milk<\/p>\n<p>Rotten meat<\/p>\n<p>Vicious dogs<\/p>\n<p>Sultry heat<\/p>\n<p>Thunderstorms and lethargy<\/p>\n<p>Fever and hysteria<\/p>\n<p>Depressive putrefaction.<\/p>\n<p>All that and much more that is what happens on a bench in King&#8217;s garden. Kh Bamses bamse: Flemming Bamse Bamsesen.<\/p>\n<p>I smell and eat\/ode and stroke the order of thunderous ghoul Transylvania business in a cockroach cock house of unsettling diaper garniture.<\/p>\n<p>You see the one I became standing broken and beaten before an illusional lively lover diaper tippy area\/my skipperlabskovs mind.<\/p>\n<p>I compile dust of racy motorbike, raven urine to satisfy a large hall of skeletal, robotic seahorses.<\/p>\n<p>Under the guidance of a malice ant app I hang my shiny carnival boots inside the mouth of a tolerable bazooka explosion.<\/p>\n<p>It mysteriously\/purposefully laughs at me to which I hummingly reply: \u201cDer skal fandme 2 til tango, ik\u2019\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5!!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>In Horsens is where my eggs\/wives\/WIFI lay and operate on my underground penis-head all night and day and mostly rarely at all.<\/p>\n<p>And in Bilka is where I hand in my Superbrugsen resum\u00e9 in order to get a buffalo blow in a nearby high tech Netto store from an outlaw Netto employee.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2019 | Homer beskrev i Iliaden, hvordan Hundestjernen, Sirius, var \u201cet ondt varsel, som p\u00e5f\u00f8rer en allerede lidende menneskehed uudholdelig smerte&#8221;. Efter Iliaden og Odys\u00e9en kommer nu D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 med et nyt digt, der tager &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/dog-days-of-putrefaction\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-337","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}