{"id":322,"date":"2019-07-17T13:18:23","date_gmt":"2019-07-17T11:18:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?page_id=322"},"modified":"2019-07-17T13:18:23","modified_gmt":"2019-07-17T11:18:23","slug":"the-seven-days-of-gri-bar","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/the-seven-days-of-gri-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"The Seven Days of GRI-BAR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2019 | Siden oldtidskulturerne i Mellem\u00f8sten har id\u00e9en om en uge best\u00e5ende af syv dage bredt sig til at omfatte n\u00e6rmest enhver del af menneskeheden. Allerede den ene af de gammeltestamentlige skabelsesberetninger i F\u00f8rste Mosebog fort\u00e6ller om skabelsens syv dage, og p\u00e5 samme m\u00e5de er det babylonske epos En\u00fbma Eli\u0161 optegnet p\u00e5 syv tavler. I det seneste digt tager D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 tr\u00e5den op, idet digteren p\u00e5 samme tid bekr\u00e6fter og overvinder den overleverede tradition. En \u00e5ndshistorisk bedrift, hvis lige n\u00e6ppe er set i det hidtidige civilisatoriske forl\u00f8b.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>The Seven Days of GRI-BAR<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Day 1. The socket of the undercooked kilo bayonet has been tampered with.<\/p>\n<p>Day 2. The socket now remains in full police custody.<\/p>\n<p>Day 3. The socket is seen laughing and shopping on Egyptian heavy metal soil.<\/p>\n<p>Day 4. The socket had a brief encounter with a sunken city and realised that the sight of collectable deer gel is only worth the price of a nunchuck upbringing.<\/p>\n<p>Day 8. The socket was ahead of another time, not but only its own time and not another time.<\/p>\n<p>Day 5. The socket got killed\/was offered a fun otter hat and began to dig a grave in its own sporty asshole.<\/p>\n<p>Day 6. The socket bought a pair of expensive socks and is now forever engraved in un-\/off\/above trusted computer silk.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2019 | Siden oldtidskulturerne i Mellem\u00f8sten har id\u00e9en om en uge best\u00e5ende af syv dage bredt sig til at omfatte n\u00e6rmest enhver del af menneskeheden. Allerede den ene af de gammeltestamentlige skabelsesberetninger i F\u00f8rste Mosebog fort\u00e6ller om skabelsens syv &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/the-seven-days-of-gri-bar\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-322","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=322"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/322\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}