{"id":31,"date":"2014-04-28T16:21:41","date_gmt":"2014-04-28T14:21:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?p=31"},"modified":"2014-04-28T16:21:41","modified_gmt":"2014-04-28T14:21:41","slug":"call-911-cuz-this-bar-mitzvah-is-bringing-sexy-right-to-your-doorstep","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/call-911-cuz-this-bar-mitzvah-is-bringing-sexy-right-to-your-doorstep\/","title":{"rendered":"Call 911, \u2018cuz this bar mitzvah is bringing sexy right to your doorstep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2007 | Sk\u00f8nt dette digt \u2013 i lighed med de \u00f8vrige fabelagtige stykker lyrik fra D|o|Gs h\u00e5nd \u2013 n\u00f8dvendigvis m\u00e5 tage sit udgangspunkt i moderniteten og al dens v\u00e6sen, fornemmes det alligevel fra de allerf\u00f8rste stavelser, at dette manifest af et digt rammer lige ned i den standende, borgerkrigslignende debat om betimeligheden af et samfund, i hvilket enhver tradition, kultur, \u00e5ndsrelation og historie er godt i gang med at blive fortr\u00e6ngt af fremmedg\u00f8relsens vinde, der bl\u00e6ser fra alle verdenshj\u00f8rner, hvor den selvberoende humanisme har stukket sin blodige snude frem.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Call 911, \u2018cuz this bar mitzvah is bringing sexy right to your doorstep<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Greetings from the moon\/Ribe. My little\/enormous, broken and abused school girl body has been floating in a river of blood\/semen\/nails and construction worker spit for too many years\/centuries\/minutes now. Hold me or throw me out from a skyscraper, while erotically yelling names in abstract Norwegian. Decay and cookies are the only things I appreciate, besides clawing backwards into a bakery, while 1200 nuns pee into outer space and give birth to a 10 feet tall raven. Give a summary in 400 words and select one of the following tasks, hand in the paper on the 16th of June, 1856, and say hello to your butler monkey; it\u2019s been too long, far too long. A knight bartender electrocuted 14 of my whale fianc\u00e9es, while quickly and firmly mixing my vodka drink and giving me directions to the nearest sauna\/Star Bucks\/castle.<\/p>\n<p>Andy, watch out for that approaching missile and follow your dreams.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2007 | Sk\u00f8nt dette digt \u2013 i lighed med de \u00f8vrige fabelagtige stykker lyrik fra D|o|Gs h\u00e5nd \u2013 n\u00f8dvendigvis m\u00e5 tage sit udgangspunkt i moderniteten og al dens v\u00e6sen, fornemmes det alligevel fra de allerf\u00f8rste stavelser, at dette manifest &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/call-911-cuz-this-bar-mitzvah-is-bringing-sexy-right-to-your-doorstep\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-31","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}