{"id":285,"date":"2019-05-27T20:29:18","date_gmt":"2019-05-27T18:29:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?page_id=285"},"modified":"2019-05-27T20:29:18","modified_gmt":"2019-05-27T18:29:18","slug":"german-tourist-watchtower-diaper","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/german-tourist-watchtower-diaper\/","title":{"rendered":"German tourist watchtower diaper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2019 | De europ\u00e6iske nationer med deres tusind\u00e5rige historie og kultur befinder sig i et usikkert limbo imellem suver\u00e6n enegang, selvbestemmelse, samarbejde eller f\u00f8deration. Usikkerheden breder sig over det gamle kontinent, men p\u00e5 tv\u00e6rs af al tvivl taler en digter, D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 med fornyet myndighed og klarsyn.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>German tourist watchtower diaper<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I can do the twist. I can use the entrails of a nasty duck student to build a second upstairs Croatian heroin bathtub. I can rub a Honda jacket and turn it into a foreboding anti tie tier. I am fairly decent at being a horrible decent fairy. I eat coughs of homegrown muddy strangers to the sound of sounds of layers of sounds of music, which doesn\u2019t outclude\/underclude the soundtrack to sound of music.<\/p>\n<p>My cafe forehead is so kind to ask a new-born 67-year-old basketball player\/console to go fuck itself\/have a prosper and fruitful life.<\/p>\n<p>I hum a terrible online karaoke version of a Holocaust-infected Maroon 5 song and get a standing ovation from a bodybuilder bratwurst. The ascension of my somewhat small cookie penis has made an enormous\/insignificant impact on the general shady production and overall hostile environment of my slimy Colombian pill factory.<\/p>\n<p>I roll a big fat hotdog breastplate out a crocodile yawn and now I own two unpaid hummer superheroes\/a blank piece of paper\/a 20 000-year-old brown tulip mirror. Take the next step into the dreams of your future with a massive life size wristwatch in your ass\/mouth! Bye friend. Buy me a friend. Friend now bought and operated to death.<\/p>\n<p>Det er altid god kunst. \u201cJeg kunne ikke finde p\u00e5 andet.\u201d KH Picasso.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2019 | De europ\u00e6iske nationer med deres tusind\u00e5rige historie og kultur befinder sig i et usikkert limbo imellem suver\u00e6n enegang, selvbestemmelse, samarbejde eller f\u00f8deration. Usikkerheden breder sig over det gamle kontinent, men p\u00e5 tv\u00e6rs af al tvivl taler en &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/german-tourist-watchtower-diaper\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-285","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}