{"id":270,"date":"2019-04-21T17:27:23","date_gmt":"2019-04-21T15:27:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?page_id=270"},"modified":"2019-04-21T17:27:23","modified_gmt":"2019-04-21T15:27:23","slug":"det-kan-sgu-da-ikke-koste-25-kr-for-et-foster-med-chokoladedrys","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/det-kan-sgu-da-ikke-koste-25-kr-for-et-foster-med-chokoladedrys\/","title":{"rendered":"Det kan sgu da ikke koste 25 kr. for et foster med chokoladedrys?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2019 | Der er kunstens spidser; der er avantgarden; og s\u00e5 er der pladsen langt foran den absolutte avantgarde. Her finder man D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 hvis kunst er s\u00e5 meget forud for sin tid, at samtiden m\u00e5 reagere med lammelse og n\u00e6segrus beundring. Digteren har gjort det igen.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Det kan sgu da ikke koste 25 kr. for et foster med chokoladedrys?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Quack Quack Quack.<br \/>\nMy Life is a Gag.<br \/>\nI shop and breathe and live and learn.<br \/>\nI was born inside Howard Stern.<br \/>\nNegl negl negl, nu skal vi ha pis!<\/p>\n<p>Ej nu har jeg aldrig.<br \/>\nTrafikken er dobbelt lilla in Aldi.<br \/>\nI am a cowbow under pressure.<br \/>\nThe kind who sleeps with testy male professors.<\/p>\n<p>Killing time or Klassens time?<br \/>\nWe both seem to know Line.<br \/>\nLine is a dandy clockradio.<br \/>\nAnd no one seems to care hr. Line, ik\u00e5!<\/p>\n<p>Elleve stop med bussen i dag.<br \/>\nDet har v\u00e6ret en dejlig hage\/kage.<br \/>\nI therefore enter the broken Tower.<br \/>\nAnd transform into Miss June within an hour.<\/p>\n<p>I midten af en h\u00e6slig maskeleg.<br \/>\nWe kindly decline nystr\u00f8get leverpostej.<br \/>\nAs we alle agree it would be best.<br \/>\nIf Line Baun Danielsen married a hest.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2019 | Der er kunstens spidser; der er avantgarden; og s\u00e5 er der pladsen langt foran den absolutte avantgarde. Her finder man D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 hvis kunst er s\u00e5 meget forud for sin tid, at samtiden &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/det-kan-sgu-da-ikke-koste-25-kr-for-et-foster-med-chokoladedrys\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-270","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}