{"id":27,"date":"2014-04-28T16:17:56","date_gmt":"2014-04-28T14:17:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?p=27"},"modified":"2014-04-28T16:17:56","modified_gmt":"2014-04-28T14:17:56","slug":"hot-indian-storeowners-climb-my-balls","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/hot-indian-storeowners-climb-my-balls\/","title":{"rendered":"Hot Indian storeowners climb my balls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2007 | Multikulturalitet, globalisering og medieford\u00e6rv g\u00e5r op i en h\u00f8jere enhed i denne lette, sv\u00e6vende komposition, der s\u00e6tter nye m\u00e5l og standarder for den samlede digterstand. Nattelivet, drukkenskaben og m\u00f8det imellem to mennesker flettes med temaer som udl\u00e6ngsel, udsyn og arveret, og derved s\u00e6ttes nye rammer om det moderne menneskes ensomhed i jagten p\u00e5 en mening med tilv\u00e6relsen.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Hot Indian storeowners climb my balls<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Hot Indian storeowners climb my balls in search of true happiness and money.<\/p>\n<p>In a night of prostitution and second-hand redneck Internet caf\u00e9s, I am sailing on vulnerable infants and juicy\/humble\/angry executives of the TV show Deadline. How do you do, do you have a nice job and how is your wife&#8230; Oh I am sorry, I did not realise that you are a bisexual bus. I wander through the streets of your saucy, concrete butt, but I still can\u2019t find my remote. Every time I look at you and study your behaviour, you seem to mind it and that is why I am in prison and you at the disco club trying to get rid of your aunt\u2019s will. 32 naked French doctors knock at my door and yell that I am a weak, strong Caribbean homosexual executioner, which is true and very erotic. Hope to see you soon; and leave the lights on, in case I get drunk\/blind and lose 56 pounds from a night out in Middelfart.<\/p>\n<p>Keep your head high and your children at bay.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2007 | Multikulturalitet, globalisering og medieford\u00e6rv g\u00e5r op i en h\u00f8jere enhed i denne lette, sv\u00e6vende komposition, der s\u00e6tter nye m\u00e5l og standarder for den samlede digterstand. Nattelivet, drukkenskaben og m\u00f8det imellem to mennesker flettes med temaer som udl\u00e6ngsel, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/hot-indian-storeowners-climb-my-balls\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-27","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/27","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/27\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}