{"id":267,"date":"2019-04-20T14:32:53","date_gmt":"2019-04-20T12:32:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?page_id=267"},"modified":"2019-04-20T14:32:53","modified_gmt":"2019-04-20T12:32:53","slug":"the-unforgiveable-attractive-corpse-of-michael-j-fox-jackson","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/the-unforgiveable-attractive-corpse-of-michael-j-fox-jackson\/","title":{"rendered":"The unforgiveable attractive corpse of Michael J. Fox Jackson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2019 | Det gamle Europa er i en febertilstand, og det rumler i dybet, mens spir, der f\u00f8r knejsede mod himlen, styrter br\u00e6ndende til jorden. D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 er samtidens termometer, der afl\u00e6ser tilstanden og afl\u00e6gger rapport; en seismograf, der ub\u00f8nh\u00f8rligt, systematisk og med knusende ro registrerer rystelserne, s\u00e5 ingen kan lukke \u00f8jnene for dem.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>The unforgiveable attractive corpse of Michael J. Fox Jackson<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I received five phone calls from two dead people from a head-on car collision earlier today, and all I have left is a warm Fanta on the floor of a million-dollar apartment I got from my millionaire dad for being a bratty loud-mouth. Talk about feeling unwanted. KH et rigtig rigtig gammelt lokumsbr\u00e6t.<\/p>\n<p>My toast friend and headless Snickers infant are both encompassing the idea of having a great\/horrible time dining in an unlocked airport bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>I always wear all my clothes on top of my head when I colour the shaft of my neighbour\u2019s foam dildo in order to give a straight\/mixed signal to the front door of lower-class Manhattan\/my pile of reptile coloured and handwritten saxophone bills.<\/p>\n<p>I see sky. Sky sees me. Land sees me, looking at the sky. Sky then looks at land and hands me ferociously to the land. I now own an octopus hat.<\/p>\n<p>Ken and Ben have befriended Nicole and Ashley. They all 4 decide to go for a lovely dinner around 20ish. As the time for the dinner arrives, Ken and Ben do not show up. Why? Because Ken and Ben grow 1500 kilometres below Christmas. It should hardly be a surprise to anyone that this little tale was neither a morale nor an anecdote, but instead a full curriculum on modern micro horse dating.<\/p>\n<p>This is the last time, before it remains to be seen if it will be the first time, that I accidently live as a condescending cocktail drinking ox for 58 years inside a 2008 Office pack, floating nectarine spoon.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2019 | Det gamle Europa er i en febertilstand, og det rumler i dybet, mens spir, der f\u00f8r knejsede mod himlen, styrter br\u00e6ndende til jorden. D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 er samtidens termometer, der afl\u00e6ser tilstanden og afl\u00e6gger &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/the-unforgiveable-attractive-corpse-of-michael-j-fox-jackson\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-267","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=267"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/267\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}