{"id":25,"date":"2014-04-28T16:16:38","date_gmt":"2014-04-28T14:16:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?p=25"},"modified":"2014-04-28T16:16:38","modified_gmt":"2014-04-28T14:16:38","slug":"hello-wonder-woman-you-seem-sad-and-pretty-upbeat","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/hello-wonder-woman-you-seem-sad-and-pretty-upbeat\/","title":{"rendered":"Hello wonder woman, you seem sad and pretty upbeat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2006 | Den klassiske stil, der har bragt D|o|G ind p\u00e5 den europ\u00e6iske og globale kunstscene, ses igen i denne smukke komposition, der tr\u00e6kker paralleller tilbage til de opdagelsesrejsendes tidsalder, hvor den europ\u00e6iske identitet eller mangel p\u00e5 samme blev grundlagt af de stolte havfarere; imidlertid er der ikke blot tale om historisk nostalgi, for den st\u00e6rke digter tr\u00e6kker straks \u2013 og med overraskende kunstnerisk elegance \u2013 tr\u00e5de op til den senmodernistiske mands liv som individ og element i verden af i dag. \u00bbP\u00e5 alle m\u00e5der bem\u00e6rkelsesv\u00e6rdigt\u00ab er, hvad der med rette kan siges og vil blive sagt i nu- og eftertid.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Hello wonder woman, you seem sad and pretty upbeat<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Old and used diapers fill my apartment with a smell equal to the look of my 76-year-old drunken Spanish anchor boyfriend. I love you; I really love you, even though you always arrest me when I, hooked on heroin, harass your family and relatives at speedway get-togethers. I drown in Lego and songs from the neighbour\u2019s boy, who apparently is trapped in my basement. I wonder if I should get a sex change, but I am fine as a 25-foot tall pelican pimp. Hope is well at the police station and if not, call me and leave your number, and I will arrange a date; but you wear a used dress full of stains and Japanese yens. Uhh la la, you look trendy and modern when you vomit, so I will most defiantly see you around the bus stop where I will give you a lap-dance if you give me loads of booze, drugs and a higher level of education.<\/p>\n<p>See you at the drive in\u2026<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2006 | Den klassiske stil, der har bragt D|o|G ind p\u00e5 den europ\u00e6iske og globale kunstscene, ses igen i denne smukke komposition, der tr\u00e6kker paralleller tilbage til de opdagelsesrejsendes tidsalder, hvor den europ\u00e6iske identitet eller mangel p\u00e5 samme blev &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/hello-wonder-woman-you-seem-sad-and-pretty-upbeat\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-25","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/25","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/25\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}