{"id":233,"date":"2019-02-08T18:17:50","date_gmt":"2019-02-08T17:17:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?page_id=233"},"modified":"2019-02-08T18:17:50","modified_gmt":"2019-02-08T17:17:50","slug":"the-epiphany-of-this-candlemas-engulfs-my-overbearing-cellar-deodorant","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/the-epiphany-of-this-candlemas-engulfs-my-overbearing-cellar-deodorant\/","title":{"rendered":"The epiphany of this Candlemas engulfs my overbearing cellar deodorant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2019 | I romanen <em>Kongens Fald<\/em> beskriver Johannes V. Jensen, hvordan den danske kong Christian 2. i 1523 forg\u00e6ves fors\u00f8ger at beslutte sig for, om han skal flygte fra sit smuldrende rige, eller om han skal forts\u00e6tte kampen om magten i en tid pr\u00e6get af opbrud og nybrud. Den v\u00e6gelsindede konge bruger en hel nat p\u00e5 at sejle frem og tilbage over Lilleb\u00e6lt utallige gange, fordi han bliver ved med at skifte mening. Nu freml\u00e6gger D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 sit seneste digt, der uden tvivl vil indtage samme plads i litteraturhistorien som Jensens kanoniserede roman; og med samme gennemborende styrke beskriver D|o|G de menneskelige dilemmaer og eksistensvilk\u00e5r i en ny opl\u00f8snings- og kamptid.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>The epiphany of this Candlemas engulfs my overbearing cellar deodorant<\/em><\/p>\n<p>My industrial motorbike crush fondles my complex undertow wedding gown to get respect from a newly drowned sarcophagus. I sneeze at the premise of non-erected penises in busy public court room and glance at the idea of mostly male-dominated swimsuit wear on philosophical prison-kept worms. My inner beauty is under heavy surveillance from a diaper-wearing train conductor whom I may or may not have met in a sweaty bathroom in upstate Hong Kong.<\/p>\n<p>The panda of my dreams can only be compared to my torso-less wife of reality and to that I firmly say: Not on my watch! As the burger offspring climbs the wrong escalator, I laugh as I too am an underground porno magazine monster. I swing the tomato cane against the garden of elf candy and become happy because of my lack of a thorough shower in almost a year.<\/p>\n<p>By the wayside, I see a cave-eye in the skull of a dentist lie, and therefore I abide to the permission of aggressive masturbation at seaside.<\/p>\n<p>It dawned on me heavily the other day, that my only hope in life is to say what I say, to my lifelong slave, in such a mysterious way, that it forever keeps the cops at bay. Lonely winter hugs and kisses from Kirk Douglas.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2019 | I romanen Kongens Fald beskriver Johannes V. Jensen, hvordan den danske kong Christian 2. i 1523 forg\u00e6ves fors\u00f8ger at beslutte sig for, om han skal flygte fra sit smuldrende rige, eller om han skal forts\u00e6tte kampen om &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/the-epiphany-of-this-candlemas-engulfs-my-overbearing-cellar-deodorant\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-233","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=233"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/233\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}