{"id":222,"date":"2018-12-20T18:59:16","date_gmt":"2018-12-20T17:59:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?page_id=222"},"modified":"2018-12-20T18:59:16","modified_gmt":"2018-12-20T17:59:16","slug":"clouds-of-doom-and-the-little-crocodile-thigh","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/clouds-of-doom-and-the-little-crocodile-thigh\/","title":{"rendered":"Clouds of doom and the little crocodile thigh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2018 | I det gamle vesterland jager m\u00f8rke skyer over en alvorsgr\u00e5 himmel, og i det fjerne fornemmes lyden af h\u00e6re i anmarch ad tilgroede stier fra dystre egne. Tiden skriger p\u00e5 lederskab, alt imens de s\u00e5kaldte ledere ikke har andet at byde deres befolkninger end hule fraser, kvalmende principl\u00f8shed og tekniske bortforklaringer. Ogs\u00e5 i kunstens verden leder det postmoderne menneske for det meste forg\u00e6ves efter retningsanvisninger og integritet. Men n\u00e5r n\u00f8den er st\u00f8rst, er hj\u00e6lpen fra D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 n\u00e6rmest. Til lyden af katedralklokkers dr\u00f8n opstiger digteren til bavneh\u00f8jens top og ant\u00e6nder b\u00e5let, der igen skal samle folket til forsvar for det gamle rige.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Clouds of doom and the little crocodile thigh<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Clouds of doom is the number one tune. In a bar of cake and a trimmed iguana shake. Of all the well-trained sailor boys, who should be destroyed, in order to fulfil my golden plan of living in a tire wrestling the unborn hand.<\/p>\n<p>Drizzle of despair and the intestines of air remove the hovering street death of locomotive star Randy Jeff. I know not what lies in a booming booking of boomsticks. But fear at least the aftermath of cow ticks on anyone who dare to cross my crouch of tomato moss!<\/p>\n<p>Angry advent and rainy rage, the gift of nipple blood in a slaughtered swinger club cage. I see a phonebook, I leave it be. I see another phonebook and then start to pee all over the face of an unplugged handgun exam, while you may jam man and then some Sam, which in turn causes my inner totemham sound to take a massive shit on the ground.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2018 | I det gamle vesterland jager m\u00f8rke skyer over en alvorsgr\u00e5 himmel, og i det fjerne fornemmes lyden af h\u00e6re i anmarch ad tilgroede stier fra dystre egne. Tiden skriger p\u00e5 lederskab, alt imens de s\u00e5kaldte ledere ikke &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/clouds-of-doom-and-the-little-crocodile-thigh\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-222","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}