{"id":200,"date":"2018-08-26T18:03:07","date_gmt":"2018-08-26T16:03:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?page_id=200"},"modified":"2018-08-26T18:03:07","modified_gmt":"2018-08-26T16:03:07","slug":"bison-footwear-is-illegal-in-a-moon-court","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/bison-footwear-is-illegal-in-a-moon-court\/","title":{"rendered":"Bison Footwear is Illegal in a Moon Court"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2018 | I disse \u00e5r er det, som om Europa befinder sig i en sl\u00f8v, n\u00e6sten s\u00f8vng\u00e6ngeragtig tilstand, hvor kriser kommer og g\u00e5r, mens alle venter mere eller mindre apatiske p\u00e5, at nogen eller noget skal dukke op. Denne stemning indfanges sublimt af D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 i dette digt. Men ligesom alle sande kunstnere form\u00e5r digteren ikke blot at g\u00e5 ind i og beskrive samtidens stemning, men ogs\u00e5 at h\u00e6ve sig over den i et bl\u00e6ndende lys af klarhed og udsyn.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Bison Footwear is Illegal in a Moon Court<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A beautiful acid cloud conducts a violin play in which nobody is present except a gigantic condom walrus on holiday.<\/p>\n<p>Tim trap trome, I only shit in the lovely city of Rome.<\/p>\n<p>In the hour of need, you see a tiny island in the corner of your eye, but is water still not building material? No, it is as not.<\/p>\n<p>Uuuhhhhhh huuuuuuu, I\u2019m in so much pain\/in an aircraft, that I laughingly set people on fire, while simultaneously transferring all their incoming hate mail to a nearby graveyard.<\/p>\n<p>So, the big day is here. The one we have all been waiting for forever for. The day I admit that I\u2019m a weeping Russian tank.<\/p>\n<p>Hello and nice to see you again! Ohhh, we have never met before, you say? Well, then I must say that it is extremely ugly to see you and therefore very nice.<\/p>\n<p>Could you please turn that music down, dad? I\u2019m trying to milk my uncle\u2019s best friend.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\">And keep in mind: Andrzej Lepper is my high school crush.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2018 | I disse \u00e5r er det, som om Europa befinder sig i en sl\u00f8v, n\u00e6sten s\u00f8vng\u00e6ngeragtig tilstand, hvor kriser kommer og g\u00e5r, mens alle venter mere eller mindre apatiske p\u00e5, at nogen eller noget skal dukke op. Denne &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/bison-footwear-is-illegal-in-a-moon-court\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-200","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=200"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/200\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}