{"id":196,"date":"2018-08-23T20:38:05","date_gmt":"2018-08-23T18:38:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?page_id=196"},"modified":"2018-08-23T20:38:05","modified_gmt":"2018-08-23T18:38:05","slug":"fingerprints-on-a-well-trained-male-shaft","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/fingerprints-on-a-well-trained-male-shaft\/","title":{"rendered":"Fingerprints on a well-trained male shaft"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2018 | Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel skrev i sin <em>Religionsphilosophie<\/em>, at kunstv\u00e6rket er en ydre genstand, der ikke opfatter sig selv og ikke er klar over sig selv; p\u00e5 samme m\u00e5de er den form, som kunstneren har givet sit v\u00e6rk, kun en ydre form og ikke selvbevidsthedens absolutte form. Man m\u00e5 imidlertid sp\u00f8rge, om Hegels \u00e6stetiske teori ikke m\u00e5 falde kraftesl\u00f8s til jorden i m\u00f8det med dette digt fra D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 hvor kunstv\u00e6rkets \u00e6stetiske form n\u00e5r en h\u00f8jde, der med megen ret kan betegnes som en selvbevidsthed i selve digtet, p\u00e5 samme tid immanent og transcendent. Og svaret p\u00e5 sp\u00f8rgsm\u00e5let er \u201cjo\u201d.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Fingerprints on a well-trained male shaft<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I undergo chemical surgery every day on the premise that a werewolf will be in charge\/will be charged with repainting my bloody man west for my upcoming lion date.<\/p>\n<p>There are a lot of preconceived ideas about what a good old-fashioned manslaughter\/wedding must include, like the usual: Hammer coat, Gun powder gel and a hell of a smile, but there are not enough nature whores in this tiny cell phone cell to clarify this particular claim.<\/p>\n<p>Husker du dengang jeg var en lille kraftig h\u00e6ngebro, som hverken kunne regne eller stave?<\/p>\n<p>Well I remember that so vividly, my dear friend, but it is not the time \u2026 and it will never be the time, until it is time. So there. What do you mean? Well I must say I\u2019m all full but thanks a lot. I\u2019ll let you when I\u2019m home safe. Take care now, bye bye bye \u2026 I\u2019m a fat rat poison desk!<\/p>\n<p>The season is ready for your rusty, pathetic revolver body, but you laugh like grass eye truck! What\u2019s wrong, Thailand?! Come on, cum on me, come on with the comma man!<\/p>\n<p>Bus and cars, rope and scars.<\/p>\n<p>Lime and juice, boyband and cruise.<\/p>\n<p>Menstrual blood in a socket, give birth to my inner jungle prophet!<\/p>\n<p>Dream a long and tiresome dream about a motorbike collision, and all your worries will most likely get a part time job in a lama bank.<\/p>\n<p>That is it, and what I really mean by that is that, that is it!\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2018 | Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel skrev i sin Religionsphilosophie, at kunstv\u00e6rket er en ydre genstand, der ikke opfatter sig selv og ikke er klar over sig selv; p\u00e5 samme m\u00e5de er den form, som kunstneren har givet sit &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/fingerprints-on-a-well-trained-male-shaft\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-196","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=196"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/196\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}