{"id":19,"date":"2014-04-28T16:11:14","date_gmt":"2014-04-28T14:11:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?p=19"},"modified":"2014-04-28T16:11:14","modified_gmt":"2014-04-28T14:11:14","slug":"a-silent-airport-and-a-drunken-monkey-escort-me-to-my-room","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/a-silent-airport-and-a-drunken-monkey-escort-me-to-my-room\/","title":{"rendered":"A silent airport and a drunken monkey escort me to my room"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2005 | D|o|G sl\u00e5r ind p\u00e5 eksistentialismens brede og forunderlige vej i dette stille, men smukke digt, der form\u00e5r at beskrive eksistensproblematikken i det 21. \u00e5rhundredes begyndelse p\u00e5 en mere subtil og superb vis, end man skulle mene det muligt.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>A silent airport and a drunken monkey escort me to my room<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A silent airport and a drunken monkey escort me to my room; you change my diaper, while I stick my bloody sword into this rotten factory of glory full of passion and prostitutes, who wave at my circus girlfriend.<\/p>\n<p>You seem to drool when you lie naked on a bench and wait for me to cover you with toothpicks and sauce from my flaming but hostile abdomen. Yes I could be your father or a waitress, but as long as you live in Barcelona, you are not allowed to pee directly in my grandpa\u2019s glasses: Gloomy apples rolling down from my testicles into your mouth, but as far as I can tell, it feels like you mind it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2005 | D|o|G sl\u00e5r ind p\u00e5 eksistentialismens brede og forunderlige vej i dette stille, men smukke digt, der form\u00e5r at beskrive eksistensproblematikken i det 21. \u00e5rhundredes begyndelse p\u00e5 en mere subtil og superb vis, end man skulle mene det &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/a-silent-airport-and-a-drunken-monkey-escort-me-to-my-room\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-19","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/19\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}