{"id":185,"date":"2018-08-06T21:35:03","date_gmt":"2018-08-06T19:35:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?page_id=185"},"modified":"2018-08-06T21:35:03","modified_gmt":"2018-08-06T19:35:03","slug":"my-spaghetti-house-is-unlocked-you-beautiful-downtown-thief","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/my-spaghetti-house-is-unlocked-you-beautiful-downtown-thief\/","title":{"rendered":"My spaghetti house is unlocked, you beautiful downtown thief!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2018 | Genier i prosalitteraturens verden som Fjodor Dostojevskij har tidligere besk\u00e6ftiget sig med det evigtgyldige sp\u00f8rgsm\u00e5l om den personlige identitets opretholdelse eller mulige spaltning i en dobbeltg\u00e6ngeragtig tvillingetilv\u00e6relse. Samme emne tages nu op p\u00e5 samme niveau af D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 i dette digt, der m\u00e5 forventes at indtage sin plads i verdenslitteraturens store bibliotek ved siden af bl.a. de russiske mestre.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>My spaghetti house is unlocked, you beautiful downtown thief!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I hold the plans of my depressing future tightly engraved into the swollen, unforgiveable boob job of a 12-year-old rocket launcher.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\">Alay Alay Alooooooooh, I lie in some human dressed snow.<\/p>\n<p>The potato jacket fills me with biopsy topping, the kind a grown man can only longingly cry for while snorting CAT cement and computer atmosphere.<\/p>\n<p>I \u2026 it is I who is truly thy \u2026 A thigh in a haircut rodeo \u2026 and a whiny, whiskey-sand filled upstate apartment for laughable lasso adults.<\/p>\n<p>These things mean absolutely nothing to you and everything to me, so all in all it means a little bit to some people, but not to me and you or for that matter anyone else.<\/p>\n<p>I see the universe as owl underwear \u2026 the kind only your sick, mentally twisted camera tripod would write wounded cum poetry about.<\/p>\n<p>Once again it was\/has\/back been fun \u2026 soooo fun \u2026 sooo very much fun \u2026 fun as in funk, only with more fun in it and no funk \u2026 filming flappy defecation fun \u2026 just for fun.<\/p>\n<p>Until next time \u2026 please don\u2019t wait, but live a full life not giving a new poem a thought at all, while giving a  new poem your full attention and forget about your life outside of a new poem.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\">And remember what Kid Rock says: DR3 siger mig ikke en skid!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2018 | Genier i prosalitteraturens verden som Fjodor Dostojevskij har tidligere besk\u00e6ftiget sig med det evigtgyldige sp\u00f8rgsm\u00e5l om den personlige identitets opretholdelse eller mulige spaltning i en dobbeltg\u00e6ngeragtig tvillingetilv\u00e6relse. Samme emne tages nu op p\u00e5 samme niveau af D|o|G &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/my-spaghetti-house-is-unlocked-you-beautiful-downtown-thief\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-185","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/185\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}