{"id":180,"date":"2018-07-21T18:23:57","date_gmt":"2018-07-21T16:23:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?page_id=180"},"modified":"2018-07-21T18:23:57","modified_gmt":"2018-07-21T16:23:57","slug":"turn-the-turntable-around-the-turning-table","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/turn-the-turntable-around-the-turning-table\/","title":{"rendered":"Turn the turntable around the turning table"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2018 | Nye h\u00f8jder af digterisk form\u00e5en i forening med hidtil usete niveauer af meta-analyse er, hvad D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 pr\u00e6senterer i sit seneste digt, hvor digteren retter et n\u00e5desl\u00f8st kritisk blik mod nutidens sygelige kredsen om det identitetspolitiske vanvid, der h\u00e6rger den vestlige verden og truer med at s\u00e5 splittelse og meningstab overalt. <\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Turn the turntable around the turning table<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I tackle the difficult question of child labour by pretending to form a new labour party full of children, while my roommate hysterically laughs into the floor.<\/p>\n<p>Is this relevant to the exciting new chapter of a new D|o|G poem on such a warm new goat day? No, no new news.<\/p>\n<p>Bedridden onion controllers walk among us in tyrannical terrestrial vomit, and we can all see the benefit? Am I right, Moon? I said: Am I right, June!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Hello? Hey! Great to hear from you \u2026 well not much.<\/p>\n<p>I keep on hearing radio signals inside of my left nipple and I must say: that doesn\u2019t feel alarming in any way, it actually makes me feel quite calm and horrified.<\/p>\n<p>Could anything really make you happy, if your only enjoyment is watching small toy planes falling out of a big burning airplane while you insert a tiny brown stained Lego brick into your rectum?<\/p>\n<p>Yes, something could, but to go into details would be too uncomfortable, please show some courtesy, you disabled kidney kid!<\/p>\n<p>Hahahahahahaha hoooooooooooooohooooooo hiiiiiiihiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii halalalalalulol!!!!<\/p>\n<p>This omnipotent, trolley-fumed house band is pretty much all I want in a dead, corpseless girlfriend.<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t be colour guy, unless your life\u2019s all about being a colour guy, then by all means continue.<\/p>\n<p>So, let the grand opening of yesterday\u2019s ass humus event electrify my mortician\u2019s sexy Puerto Rican bend.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\">Because in the end, big black bowling pills will always slam in disgusting owl honour!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2018 | Nye h\u00f8jder af digterisk form\u00e5en i forening med hidtil usete niveauer af meta-analyse er, hvad D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 pr\u00e6senterer i sit seneste digt, hvor digteren retter et n\u00e5desl\u00f8st kritisk blik mod nutidens sygelige kredsen &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/turn-the-turntable-around-the-turning-table\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-180","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}