{"id":158,"date":"2018-01-04T21:29:07","date_gmt":"2018-01-04T20:29:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?page_id=158"},"modified":"2018-01-04T21:29:07","modified_gmt":"2018-01-04T20:29:07","slug":"as-the-new-year-begins-the-tickling-in-my-penis-intensifies","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/as-the-new-year-begins-the-tickling-in-my-penis-intensifies\/","title":{"rendered":"As the new year begins, the tickling in my penis intensifies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2018 | Ved overgangen til et nyt \u00e5r gribes mennesker ofte af forventning og h\u00e5b, men ogs\u00e5 af angst for det ukendte og nye. Salmedigteren Thomas Kingo <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dendanskesalmebogonline.dk\/salme\/719\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">skrev<\/a>: \u201cLad tidens hjul omdrive, \/ lad veksle dag og nat, \/ men lad, o Gud, os blive \/ fast p\u00e5 dit hjerte sat!\u201d Ogs\u00e5 D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 lader l\u00e6seren fornemme det oph\u00f8jede og h\u00f8jtidelige \u00f8jeblik, hvor det Herrens \u00e5r 2017 rinder ud, og 2018 s\u00e6tter i gang med stigende kraft. Her giver digteren sin l\u00e6ser det st\u00e6rke ord om forl\u00f8sning og sejrrig kamp i det tilkommende \u00e5r.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>As the new year begins, the tickling in my penis intensifies<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Nothing more than a tiny whisper of nuclear-filled poo and nothing less than a baboon-led crossfit robbery.<\/p>\n<p>The new year has arrived, my post-modern neighbour is contemplating suicide, and I could not be more hungry.<\/p>\n<p>I am kind of into rave music, but also hold a very strong and diabolical opinion against all genres of music.<\/p>\n<p>Get off your soapbox, you piece of soap, you know you belong in a little box at an affordable price! \u201cThank you, Sir!\u201d said the soap. The man declined the friendly handshake of the soap, as he could see neither soap nor hands.<\/p>\n<p>I once won the lottery, if winning the lottery means getting raped in the jungle by people who claim to have worked for the FBI at one point in their life.<\/p>\n<p>I have always wanted to be a train, ever since my train dad told me he wished he had kicked my brown chocolate ass out of here in the year zero\/1995.<\/p>\n<p>I gaze into the homosexuality of straight people, and all I see is the pentagram of Jutland.<\/p>\n<p>Lala Lala LALA LALA LULA LILA ULA ULLA ULLLA ULLLLLLAAAA!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\">Please turn of or silence your life and make sure your phone is not on silent.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\">Kind regards\/violent assault from Tage Frandsen\u2019s best friend, Tage Frandsen.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2018 | Ved overgangen til et nyt \u00e5r gribes mennesker ofte af forventning og h\u00e5b, men ogs\u00e5 af angst for det ukendte og nye. Salmedigteren Thomas Kingo skrev: \u201cLad tidens hjul omdrive, \/ lad veksle dag og nat, \/ &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/as-the-new-year-begins-the-tickling-in-my-penis-intensifies\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-158","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/158\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}