{"id":149,"date":"2017-09-10T20:46:19","date_gmt":"2017-09-10T18:46:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?page_id=149"},"modified":"2017-09-10T20:46:19","modified_gmt":"2017-09-10T18:46:19","slug":"the-mixed-signals-of-tom-hanks-children","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/the-mixed-signals-of-tom-hanks-children\/","title":{"rendered":"The mixed signals of Tom Hanks\u2019 children"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2017 | S\u00f8ren Kierkegaard beretter om filosoffen Diogenes Laertius i forordet til <em>Philosophiske Smuler<\/em>: &#8220;Da Corinth blev truet med en Beleiring af Philip, og alle Indvaanere vare i travl Virksomhed, idet den ene pudsede sine Vaaben, den anden bar Steen sammen, en tredie udbedrede paa Muren; og Diogenes saae det, da samlede han i en Skynding sin Kappe sammen, og trillede sin T\u00f8nde med stor Iver frem og tilbage igjennem Gaderne. Da man spurgte ham, hvorfor han gjorde det, svarede han: ogsaa jeg er besk\u00e6ftiget og ruller min T\u00f8nde, at jeg ikke skal v\u00e6re den eneste Ledigg\u00e6nger mellem saa mange flittige Mennesker.&#8221; Med sit nye digt indtr\u00e6der D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 p\u00e5 samme plads som Diogenes, idet digteren med sylespids pr\u00e6cision stiller l\u00e6seren over for sp\u00f8rgsm\u00e5let om, hvordan den menneskelige tilv\u00e6relse skal gestaltes i den s\u00e5kaldte postmodernitet.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>The mixed signals of Tom Hanks\u2019 children<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I get excited when both humans and animals get killed by colliding with the front windshield of my car.<\/p>\n<p>I cry when people get along too well.<\/p>\n<p>I smile and tilt my hat when I get caught masturbating in public.<\/p>\n<p>I get bewildered when society accepts different races as equals.<\/p>\n<p>I am happy when humanity collectively loses all hope.<\/p>\n<p>I am the optimistic treatment against AIDS.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\">I am a hot dog stand.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2017 | S\u00f8ren Kierkegaard beretter om filosoffen Diogenes Laertius i forordet til Philosophiske Smuler: &#8220;Da Corinth blev truet med en Beleiring af Philip, og alle Indvaanere vare i travl Virksomhed, idet den ene pudsede sine Vaaben, den anden bar &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/the-mixed-signals-of-tom-hanks-children\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-149","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=149"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/149\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}