{"id":144,"date":"2017-08-14T21:29:52","date_gmt":"2017-08-14T19:29:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?page_id=144"},"modified":"2017-08-14T21:29:52","modified_gmt":"2017-08-14T19:29:52","slug":"the-lighter-side-of-josef-fritzls-cousin","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/the-lighter-side-of-josef-fritzls-cousin\/","title":{"rendered":"The lighter side of Josef Fritzl\u2019s cousin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2017 | Med en uindpakket og dog g\u00e5defuld henvisning til selve Helvede pr\u00e6senterer D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 sit seneste bidrag til den internationale storkunsts udvikling i det, der allerede nu er slutningen af det 21. \u00e5rhundredes andet \u00e5rti. Midt i en tid, der igen m\u00e5 indkalkulere risikoen for en kernev\u00e5benkrig, indskriver D|o|G sig dermed i en tradition, som med sine dunkle allusioner til en by i Inferno tr\u00e6kker tr\u00e5de til Dante Alighieris middelalderlige storv\u00e6rk <em>Den guddommelige komedie<\/em> s\u00e5vel som John Miltons noget senere <em>Paradise Lost<\/em>. I det gustne lys under en dyster og dog h\u00e5befuld himmel t\u00e6nder digteren sin fakkel, \u00e5bner regnskabsbogen og kalder sl\u00e6gten frem for at besvare sp\u00f8rgsm\u00e5l, der i en stadigt mere ansvarsl\u00f8s verden ikke vil synes lette eller behagelige.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>The lighter side of Josef Fritzl\u2019s cousin<\/em><\/p>\n<p>A wholeheartedly bad idea of molestation became a sunny outdoor event for people who like folklore music in the middle of the beautiful city of Hell.<\/p>\n<p>I chew the legs off of fully grown fronting bandana-wearing sperm cells and replace them with infected, cocaine filled dvd cases.<\/p>\n<p>What would be your favourite scenario?<\/p>\n<p>Having the choice of being a good and clean citizen of the world or a new sober and clean type of modern day torture?<\/p>\n<p>Either way, I for one am pretty sure that the answer lies in the bowel of a concubine-bleeding Kinder Egg purse.<\/p>\n<p>Hey now, there is no need to do that!<\/p>\n<p>You know I only promote movies, in which I am sure that every single cast member died on the first day of shooting, so please leave me to it.<\/p>\n<p>10, 20 or maybe 30 years ago I was born, only to be killed and resurrected 500 times over the course of 19 minutes on a Thursday last spring, so I am pretty sure I am entitled to operate any machinery with my anus.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\">Remember to drown anyone, if you for whatever reason didn\u2019t catch what they said properly.<\/p>\n<p>T<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2017 | Med en uindpakket og dog g\u00e5defuld henvisning til selve Helvede pr\u00e6senterer D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 sit seneste bidrag til den internationale storkunsts udvikling i det, der allerede nu er slutningen af det 21. \u00e5rhundredes andet &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/the-lighter-side-of-josef-fritzls-cousin\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-144","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=144"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/144\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}