{"id":130,"date":"2017-05-31T14:54:39","date_gmt":"2017-05-31T12:54:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?page_id=130"},"modified":"2017-05-31T14:54:39","modified_gmt":"2017-05-31T12:54:39","slug":"goofy-is-a-tempestuous-speed-bayonet","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/goofy-is-a-tempestuous-speed-bayonet\/","title":{"rendered":"Goofy is a tempestuous speed bayonet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2017 | I en ny formm\u00e6ssig og stilistisk triumf g\u00e5r D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 til den yderste rand af den menneskelige bevidsthed i jagten p\u00e5 det, der for enhver sand kunstner altid m\u00e5 v\u00e6re m\u00e5let: sandheden. Den gr\u00e6nseoverskridende og -spr\u00e6ngende kompositionsform er p\u00e5 samme tid stram og smidig og m\u00e5 give l\u00e6seren mindelser om eksempelvis de mest dristige og introverte af Domenico Scarlattis 555 sonater.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Goofy is a tempestuous speed bayonet<\/em><\/p>\n<p>We are walking hand in hand\/head to head to the snooker valley.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There is no snooker here&#8221; one man politely screams.<\/p>\n<p>I therefore bend the valley to the man&#8217;s liking.<\/p>\n<p>The man and myself then lie in a canoe, silently arguing and hyperventilating.<\/p>\n<p>We then dance home\u2026<\/p>\n<p>But we now see that home is where snooker turns you into a valley whore.<\/p>\n<p>Both my legs are boarder school hell-raising raisins.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right\">Fin\/XXL T-shirt.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2017 | I en ny formm\u00e6ssig og stilistisk triumf g\u00e5r D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 til den yderste rand af den menneskelige bevidsthed i jagten p\u00e5 det, der for enhver sand kunstner altid m\u00e5 v\u00e6re m\u00e5let: sandheden. Den &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/goofy-is-a-tempestuous-speed-bayonet\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-130","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}