{"id":120,"date":"2017-05-04T20:03:36","date_gmt":"2017-05-04T18:03:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?page_id=120"},"modified":"2017-05-04T20:03:36","modified_gmt":"2017-05-04T18:03:36","slug":"as-manly-doves-serve-skeleton-piss-on-a-ferry","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/as-manly-doves-serve-skeleton-piss-on-a-ferry\/","title":{"rendered":"As manly doves serve skeleton piss on a ferry"},"content":{"rendered":"

D|o|G<\/strong>, 2017 | I \u00e5ret 1241 p\u00e5 Vordingborg Slot blev Jyske Lov udstedt af kong Valdemar Sejr. I loven findes f\u00f8lgende bestemmelse: \u201chitt\u00e6r man oc bi swarm a kirki garth. tha a th\u00e6n th\u00e6m th\u00e6r th\u00e6m hitt\u00e6r oc \u00e6i ann\u00e6n man\u201d (3\u201341<\/a>; p\u00e5 nudansk: \u201chitter man en bisv\u00e6rm p\u00e5 kirkeg\u00e5rden, da tilh\u00f8rer de den, der finder dem, og ingen anden mand\u201d). Christian 5.s Danske Lov fra 1683 har videref\u00f8rt en tilsvarende bestemmelse (DL 5\u20139\u20136), der stadig g\u00e6lder. Det er s\u00e5ledes med dybe, dybe r\u00f8dder i Danmarkshistorien, at D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 melder sig med et nyt digt, der f\u00f8rer l\u00e6seren ved h\u00e5nden tilbage i historien, ind i historiens vederkv\u00e6gende t\u00e5ge, ind i meningen og sammenh\u00e6ngen i vores tilv\u00e6relse som individer og som folk. Poesi, n\u00e5r det er mest vedkommende, mest insisterende og mest uimodst\u00e5eligt.<\/p>\n

As manly doves serve skeleton piss on a ferry<\/em><\/p>\n

Since the dawn of man, the cuisine of old limousines has destroyed the fun activity of wife killing.<\/p>\n

I like bees, and bees like some bees, but what I like most of all is a graveyard of some bees, with bees flying around the graves, while I eat a bee.<\/p>\n

Look at Paris, look at Milan, look at the world at large and remember how much you are still an abortion.<\/p>\n

Yeah I\u2019m off to work now, so I will leave you guys to it, as I force myself into your apartment and scoff and defecate all over the place at the idea of working.<\/p>\n

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, these numbers may represent nothing to you, but you must keep in mind that to me, they also represent sexual assault.<\/p>\n

An ox approached the system and a man, with a system in his hands.<\/p>\n

The system then approached the man\u2019s system, as the ox laughed into the briefcase with the system beside him. They are all dead now.<\/p>\n

Set your goals high at a very, very low and unworthy standard.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

D|o|G, 2017 | I \u00e5ret 1241 p\u00e5 Vordingborg Slot blev Jyske Lov udstedt af kong Valdemar Sejr. I loven findes f\u00f8lgende bestemmelse: \u201chitt\u00e6r man oc bi swarm a kirki garth. tha a th\u00e6n th\u00e6m th\u00e6r th\u00e6m hitt\u00e6r oc \u00e6i ann\u00e6n … L\u00e6s resten →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-120","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/120\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}