{"id":115,"date":"2017-03-31T11:22:42","date_gmt":"2017-03-31T09:22:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/?page_id=115"},"modified":"2017-03-31T11:22:42","modified_gmt":"2017-03-31T09:22:42","slug":"the-formalities-of-being-locked-up-with-ammunition-in-your-pants","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/the-formalities-of-being-locked-up-with-ammunition-in-your-pants\/","title":{"rendered":"The formalities of being locked up with ammunition in your pants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>D|o|G<\/strong>, 2017 | I vor tid h\u00e6rger terrorismen, og overbefolkning f\u00f8rer til hungersn\u00f8d og menneskelig fornedrelse. Vi kender problemerne, og vi kender ogs\u00e5 nogle af l\u00f8sningerne; men vi vil ikke tale om dem, eller vi t\u00f8r ikke realisere dem. Vi er fanget i principielle dilemmaer imellem reelle og indbildte begr\u00e6nsninger i borgernes frihed, statsmyndighedernes kontrolmuligheder og den apolitiske, men dog politisk p\u00e5virkede natur. Ind i dette eksistentielle ingenmandsland r\u00e5ber D|o|G \u2013 Diaper of Glory \u2013 igennem sin verdenspoesi til den forvirrede og frustrerede menneskehed for at give den r\u00e5d, mod og styrke til selvbesindelse og handling. Et sandt mesterstykke fra digterens h\u00e5nd.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>The formalities of being locked up with ammunition in your pants<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The tiger smiles at the helpless man.<br \/>\nThe crow wonders about the smiling tiger.<br \/>\nThe helpless man is now in his bed, but not in his own house.<br \/>\nI thought I had a family, but I\u2019m a blouse.<\/p>\n<p>At the core of life and its sycophant buddies lie the crumbling pieces of subliminal crying, dolphin wind.<br \/>\nI wish the world would unite in homicidal African guilt, and as that is happening, I wish it would go away again.<\/p>\n<p>No it is not okay! It will never be okay to just skip in line when there is a line to begin with.<br \/>\nSo yes, it is ok to skip in line.<br \/>\nBottom conclusion: Never skip in line, unless there is a line to begin with.<br \/>\nLet the children melt on and around the Sun while adult testicles sing from the stars with a heavy untrustworthy karate accent.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D|o|G, 2017 | I vor tid h\u00e6rger terrorismen, og overbefolkning f\u00f8rer til hungersn\u00f8d og menneskelig fornedrelse. Vi kender problemerne, og vi kender ogs\u00e5 nogle af l\u00f8sningerne; men vi vil ikke tale om dem, eller vi t\u00f8r ikke realisere dem. Vi &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/the-formalities-of-being-locked-up-with-ammunition-in-your-pants\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-115","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}