{"id":72,"date":"2014-04-26T18:07:47","date_gmt":"2014-04-26T16:07:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fldg.dk\/dapoet\/?p=72"},"modified":"2014-04-26T18:07:47","modified_gmt":"2014-04-26T16:07:47","slug":"thoughts-upon-bitches","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dapoet\/thoughts-upon-bitches\/","title":{"rendered":"Thoughts upon bitches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Da Poet<\/strong>, 2010 | Den danske salmeskat stammer overvejende fra forne tider og t\u00e6ller blandt sine st\u00f8rste navne giganter som Thomas Kingo, Hans Adolph Brorson og N.F.S. Grundtvig. Derimod er ligestillingstanken et udpr\u00e6get mere moderne f\u00e6nomen, og det kan vel med nogen ret siges, at den egentlige ligestillingsisme f\u00f8rst har vundet rigtig genklang i anden halvdel af det 20. \u00e5rhundrede. I tilslutning til traditionen og i en nuanceret stillingtagen til ligestillingen har Da Poet her pr\u00e6steret en salme, der uden videre kan siges at tage over, hvor mestrene slap, og som uden tvivl vil blive husket som den uforglemmelige stord\u00e5d, der gav den ideologiske ligestilling dens banes\u00e5r; alle ber\u00f8mte og gode m\u00e6nd \u2013 og alle kvinder, uanset brystst\u00f8rrelse \u2013 m\u00e5 vige for Da Poets nye salme.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Thoughts upon bitches<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Most bitches believe they are equal<br \/>\nAnd some of them dare to proclaim<br \/>\nGive me mercy, give me mercy<br \/>\nFor I really don\u2019t giv\u2019a shit!<\/p>\n<p>In a world full of bitches<br \/>\nSexism evolves<br \/>\nBut the bitches are proclaiming<br \/>\nAnd I still don\u2019t giv\u2019a shit!<\/p>\n<p><em>Some bitches are skinny<br \/>\nSome bitches are fat<br \/>\nMost of them have good tits<br \/>\nthough<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The bitches demand respect<br \/>\nHow they dare, how they dare<br \/>\nComplaints and assertions<br \/>\nAre what they do<\/p>\n<p>All of the assessments<br \/>\nEnd up in litigious gossip<br \/>\nHaving the presumption of a dandy brush!<br \/>\nStick in it there, just as you like!<\/p>\n<p><em>Some bitches are skinny<br \/>\nSome bitches are fat<br \/>\nMost of them have good tits<br \/>\nthough<\/em><\/p>\n<p>When bitches demand respect<br \/>\nMake sure they eat that fuckin\u2019 porn<br \/>\nWhen the stomachs are full<br \/>\nYou make sure they eat some more (you fucking bitch!)<\/p>\n<p>You\u2019d like to know<br \/>\nWhat\u2019s up with these bitches<br \/>\nWouldn\u2019t you?<br \/>\nOf course you wouldn\u2019t, you progressive<\/p>\n<p><em>Some bitches are skinny<br \/>\nSome bitches are fat<br \/>\nMost of them have good tits<br \/>\nthough<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Da Poet, 2010 | Den danske salmeskat stammer overvejende fra forne tider og t\u00e6ller blandt sine st\u00f8rste navne giganter som Thomas Kingo, Hans Adolph Brorson og N.F.S. Grundtvig. Derimod er ligestillingstanken et udpr\u00e6get mere moderne f\u00e6nomen, og det kan vel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dapoet\/thoughts-upon-bitches\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-72","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dapoet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/72","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dapoet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dapoet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dapoet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dapoet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dapoet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/72\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dapoet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}