{"id":67,"date":"2014-04-26T17:58:56","date_gmt":"2014-04-26T15:58:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fldg.dk\/dapoet\/?p=67"},"modified":"2014-04-26T17:58:56","modified_gmt":"2014-04-26T15:58:56","slug":"the-emperor","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dapoet\/the-emperor\/","title":{"rendered":"The Emperor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Da Poet<\/strong>, 2007 | Som en sublim kommentar til sp\u00f8rgsm\u00e5let om moralen og dens rolle i det moderne samfund samt i teologien st\u00e5r dette digt frem i lysende klarhed og eminent konsistens. Med forbindelser tilbage til kampen mod Georg Brandes og dennes litteratur- og kulturkritik s\u00e5vel som til det evige dilemma om magtfordeling og lydighed s\u00e6tter Da Poet nye gr\u00e6nser for diskussionen af modernitetens s\u00e6delighed eller mangel p\u00e5 samme, og der synes derfor ikke at kunne rejses tvivl om, at digteren hermed igen har mejslet sit navn ind p\u00e5 tavlerne over det 21. \u00e5rhundredes betydeligste kunstnere.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>The Emperor<\/em><\/p>\n<p>There is a man with a huge wang<br \/>\nSome know him as \u201cthat guy with the wang\u201d;<br \/>\nothers know him with regret.<\/p>\n<p>I know him as the guy who uses his wang.<br \/>\nSometimes he uses it in the bed;<br \/>\nsometimes in an airplane bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>You know him as a fair guy<br \/>\nwho parades his wang to everyone he sees.<br \/>\nYou sometime see him and therefore his wang.<\/p>\n<p>You will probably critize this poem<br \/>\nbecause you find it grotesque and vulgar<br \/>\n(or perhaps you find it illegal when using an old fairytale\u2019s plot without consideration with regard to copyright and other interesting questions that a lawyer probably would be better to describe).<\/p>\n<p>How can you use a huge wang modest?<br \/>\nTry using it in the kitchen<br \/>\n\u2013 dip it in the soup!<\/p>\n<p>The bigger the wang is the more power some say.<br \/>\nI say the same:<br \/>\nIf you\u2019re huge \u2013 you will have something undefined and nevertheless dangerous.<\/p>\n<p>This is why I wrote the poem:<br \/>\nTo describe the power that follows with a huge wang<br \/>\nand to describe myself actually.<\/p>\n<p>The guy with the huge wang belongs to The Emperor.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Da Poet, 2007 | Som en sublim kommentar til sp\u00f8rgsm\u00e5let om moralen og dens rolle i det moderne samfund samt i teologien st\u00e5r dette digt frem i lysende klarhed og eminent konsistens. Med forbindelser tilbage til kampen mod Georg Brandes &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dapoet\/the-emperor\/\">L\u00e6s resten <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-67","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dapoet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/67","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dapoet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dapoet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dapoet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dapoet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dapoet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/67\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fldg.dk\/dapoet\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}