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Remove this burning cockroach from my roof
A silent airport and a drunken monkey escort me to my room
On my way to London
And his suit was filled with piss and funky funeral receipts
Hello wonder woman, you seem sad and pretty upbeat
Hot Indian storeowners climb my balls
Michigan, you rock my world
Call 911, ‘cuz this bar mitzvah is bringing sexy right to your doorstep
Diary, from a homoerotic graveyard shift
The man of engagement
Hold your horses and undo my dress, stranger!
Sailing on the high wave of diaper dip
Pull over and show me what you are hiding there, Eisenhower!
You are all talk, but no walk, filthy radio!
My juicy depression/Singapore, what’s up with the price on jeans these days?
Death row Christmas illuminating your one night stand!
The Running Radar Ron
For the love of God, there’s no goddamn love!
When a hammer cries, a pharmacist dies
Make a copy of a copycat’s copy
2 times Academy Award winner … applause
The formalities of being locked up with ammunition in your pants
As manly doves serve skeleton piss on a ferry
JFK, RTL and Ctrl+Alt+Del are all a delicate, stupid mountain goat
Goofy is a tempestuous speed bayonet
One trillion wrongly diagnosed handkerchiefs
The lighter side of Josef Fritzl’s cousin
The mixed signals of Tom Hanks’ children
As the new year begins, the tickling in my penis intensifies
Starring down the paper filled hall of a distinct male asshole
Turn the turntable around the turning table
My spaghetti house is unlocked, you beautiful downtown thief!
Fingerprints on a well-trained male shaft
Bison Footwear is Illegal in a Moon Court
I, the divorced cable gown
A handjob beats a dayjob