As manly doves serve skeleton piss on a ferry

D|o|G, 2017 | I året 1241 på Vordingborg Slot blev Jyske Lov udstedt af kong Valdemar Sejr. I loven findes følgende bestemmelse: “hittær man oc bi swarm a kirki garth. tha a thæn thæm thær thæm hittær oc æi annæn man” (3–41; på nudansk: “hitter man en bisværm på kirkegården, da tilhører de den, der finder dem, og ingen anden mand”). Christian 5.s Danske Lov fra 1683 har videreført en tilsvarende bestemmelse (DL 5–9–6), der stadig gælder. Det er således med dybe, dybe rødder i Danmarkshistorien, at D|o|G – Diaper of Glory – melder sig med et nyt digt, der fører læseren ved hånden tilbage i historien, ind i historiens vederkvægende tåge, ind i meningen og sammenhængen i vores tilværelse som individer og som folk. Poesi, når det er mest vedkommende, mest insisterende og mest uimodståeligt.

As manly doves serve skeleton piss on a ferry

Since the dawn of man, the cuisine of old limousines has destroyed the fun activity of wife killing.

I like bees, and bees like some bees, but what I like most of all is a graveyard of some bees, with bees flying around the graves, while I eat a bee.

Look at Paris, look at Milan, look at the world at large and remember how much you are still an abortion.

Yeah I’m off to work now, so I will leave you guys to it, as I force myself into your apartment and scoff and defecate all over the place at the idea of working.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, these numbers may represent nothing to you, but you must keep in mind that to me, they also represent sexual assault.

An ox approached the system and a man, with a system in his hands.

The system then approached the man’s system, as the ox laughed into the briefcase with the system beside him. They are all dead now.

Set your goals high at a very, very low and unworthy standard.